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| so many things | let your mind stay where your feet is

[udy @udyjoseph]

A fully funded scholarship & some quiet in my ends. Amen.

[mike @mikealebiosu]

“free palestine”

but, plateau has been bleeding for a while. people are dying in minna and no rest for all of them.

your own country people are going through hell all the time.

[udy @udyjoseph]

@Ehnryetta_uno @0xXavierZx @uzoart You’re wrong still, Ohaobu Ndoki (in Ukanafun lga) and Obuagu (in Ini LGA) are communities that speak Igbo fluently and bear Igbo names. And there are other small communities between the boundaries of Akwa Ibom, Abia & Ebonyi that are bilingual and speak Igbo and Annang.

[udy @udyjoseph]

caught a good natural light-

[Lasisielenu @lasisielenu]

To the president and 36 state governors 😔

[udy @udyjoseph]

@kemenamusic nextt

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

Fired&Iced is such a perfect venue for smaller concerts.

[udy @udyjoseph]

Manifesting 2m naira for a new apartment in a place I can reach more customers, and another 2m to get a solar refrigerator, heavy duty blender, bulk foodstuff and packaging materials, plus fund my marketing budget. I really need funds to run my business better & maximize profits.

[$ @jxtsummer]

twitter is a manifestation app, i will not be elaborating any further

[Yegor @yegormethod]

my dad was a fucking rocket engineer who taught me something that made me RICH

wasn't some soft ass "believe in yourself" bs

it was QUICK MATH (keep reading it's saucy)

this man ran calculations for missile trajectories in the military. could tell you impact coordinates in his head while other guys needed computers. but he'd say "close enough is better than perfect too late"

"347 divided by 45? about 7. move the fuck on."

he'd make me calculate brutal equations instantly. not perfectly. INSTANTLY. because in real situations perfect math gets you killed while you're calculating

meanwhile you common folk are sitting with your calculator app making sure you got the EXACT answer while opportunities are flying past at 1000mph

this is why you're easy to kill in business...

you're trying to be PRECISE when you need to be FAST

business decision? you want 22 spreadsheets and three consultants' opinions. your competitor already launched, failed, pivoted, and is banking while you're on slide 73 of your market analysis like some soft as baby shit analyst

pricing your service? you're researching statistics for weeks. just pick a fucking number that scares you and TEST IT. wrong? change it tomorrow. you lost one day not six months.

"but what if i'm wrong?"

YOU WILL BE WRONG YOU FUCKING MORON

difference is i'm wrong in 5 seconds and correct in 10. you're still thinking about maybe being wrong next year while i'm already counting money

my first agency? picked price out of thin air. $5k/month felt insane. someone paid instantly. raised to $10k next day. then $20k. found the ceiling in 3 weeks.

you would've surveyed 100 people and ended up at $2k because that's what the statistics said was "reasonable"

quick math beats perfect math EVERY FUCKING TIME

hiring? meet them, trust your gut, done. "but what about background checks..." shut up. you know in 10 minutes if someone's solid or soft as baby shit. everything else is corporate theater.

launching products? ship at 70% and fix it live. "but what if..." what if you die waiting for perfect? at least i'm getting paid while fixing bugs instead of perfecting something nobody wants.

here's what overthinking really is: FEAR dressed up as intelligence

you're not being thorough. you're being a PUSSY, you want spreadsheets to blame when shit fails instead of owning your decisions like someone who isn't easy to kill

fuck your process.

347 divided by 45? about 7

should i hire this broad? she seems hungry? hired.

should i fire this client? they annoy me? gone.

should i raise prices? feeling poor? doubled.

CLOSE ENOUGH IS GOOD ENOUGH

perfect is for common folk who die with perfect plans. done is for killers who die with results.

i watch people spend 6 months on business plans that are worthless the second reality hits. my business plan was "make money." took 2 seconds. still works.

you know what matters? VELOCITY not accuracy.

100 decisions at 70% accuracy beats 10 decisions at 95% accuracy. because those 100 decisions taught you what actually works while your statistics are still theoretical

my competitors still calculating unit economics while i've tested 20 offers and found the one that prints. they have better spreadsheets. i have better everything else.

quick math principle applies to everything:

relationships? you know in 10 seconds if a broad is worth your time. stop needing 6 months of data to "be sure"

investments? thesis makes sense and founder isn't soft? send it. your due diligence is just procrastination with a fancy name

opportunities? someone offers you something that could work? say yes figure it out later. "but the statistics say..." statistics are for people easy to kill

here's the truth: your best educated guess RIGHT NOW beats your perfect answer NEVER

because while you're calculating, killers are DOING. while you're analyzing statistics, they're creating them. while you're planning, they're already celebrating.

347 divided by 45?

about 7.

good enough.

NEXT.

that's the yegor method. quick math. violent execution. adjust on the fly.

everything else is mental masturbation that common folk use to feel smart while staying broke

my dad could calculate missile impacts in his head but knew "close enough" beats "perfect too late"

a "close enough" nuke skill decimates a city. a nuke that never launches does ZERO

now make that fucking decision you've been sitting on. your gut already knows. stop pretending you need more data.

study the yegor method.

[udy @udyjoseph]

Oh my sweetness, I love you so much. What a woman, Dolly. What a woman

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[udy @udyjoseph]

i’ve fought for my life everyday since September 27th 2025. the most recent problem, i almost lost my life. i have suffered and lost a lot- the kind of loss where you’re just glad to be alive regardless. God will help me one day. he has to come through for me.

[udy @udyjoseph]

@sergle_m we do actually 😂

[Celestial being @ayrastarr]

Making music for soft girls and lover boys

[AYRA STARR ARENA @AyraStarrArena]

I think it’s gotten to a point where I want mobstarrs to stop talking about Nigerian men don’t listen to female music. That conversation is never productive and only stinks up the timeline. Men that want to listen will listen. Let’s move beyond that discourse.

[udy @udyjoseph]

•updates media•

[udy @udyjoseph]

😂

[Nkay @carlella1]

I've never looked at an artist's merch in my life but I caught myself looking at Ayra Starr's.😳
Need to be free from whatever this is. This is how it starts. Next thing you know, I'm tussling in the replies because someone mentioned her name with a weird tone.

[udy @udyjoseph]

Eyah, delulu is trulu the solulu

[tyla 1 fighter @Apoptygers8f8]

Chill
Him not posting anything when tyla dropped apop
I thought he liked tyla too

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The Blessed Virgin Mary, assumed into the glory of heaven, is a sign of hope and consolation for the entire People of God. For this reason, I wish to invoke her maternal intercession today on behalf of those communities that are in particular need of consolation and of renewed hope. My thoughts go out to our brothers and sisters in the Holy Land, which is also, par excellence, the Land of Mary. My thoughts also go out to the Ukrainian and Russian peoples, both of whom are united by their filial devotion to the Holy Mother of God, and to Christians who suffer discrimination or even persecution.

[udy @udyjoseph]

All I have I give you
Every dream and wish are yours
Mother of Christ, mother of mine
Present them to my Lord 🥺

Happy Feast of the Assumption to all Catholics ❤️

[udy @udyjoseph]

Ave Maria, sinless and beautiful star of the sea ❤️

[udy @udyjoseph]

for example, “little miss understood <> little misunderstood”

[doyin @doyin_deji]

what’s the name used for a word that enters a place like two times, like double enter there. and how do they spell it