Kyle, the Communications guy.

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[Kyle, the Communications guy. @uearthgov]

RECIEVING TRANSMISSION FROM: MAGRATHEA
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"Hello! If you're recieving this that means we've got our transmitter network back up and running, So.. Yeah.. Hey. I'm Kyle, the UEG comms officer for stuff like this, See you later."
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END OF TRANSMISSION.

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https://t.co/0XU4tlyqrn

i cooked

[Kyle, the Communications guy. @uearthgov]

I am quite sure the dinosaur and whatever other creature was onboard my ship starved to death.

So now i'm alone, Again. With barely any food left, I'm.. Gonna die on this ship, arent i.

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In addition, It's very common for other ships to also be named after notable people, Do expect to see more than one UEGSV Archesuchus or UEGSV Koseman flying around UEG space.

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Lopsider Class Mining and Cargo Vessel

'C.M.V Koseman'

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A seperatist group did form after the Election of 2922 that allowed the remsons into power however, The Free States of Laniakea (FSL) were formed by Maya Kotliński, and is currently ran by one of her descendents, Markus Kotliński-Douglass

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Not to mention the current leader/figurehead/president is literally 19. (Nate Carmina Remson)

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species not only into the nation, but was not against giving them citizenship, Many old posters from this era of the UEG show mottos such as 'Work Towards a Better world as a team' & 'Hope, Unity, Freedom'

The UEG did not start as immoral murderers, The Remsons made them that.

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More info on the UEG

Their turn to being xenophobic space zionists only really happened after The Remson family (New Conservatives) became the leading group,the old governing group.

The Kotliński Family (Free Persons Party) was much less xenophobic and allowed other...+

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me is print polaroid of creature from thing i like.

i will keep these in my cubboard and never touch them again.

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You ever mock up a movie poster for a thing you really like?

I just fucking did look at this shit i think it's peak

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fun fact about the nation that my parody account @uearthgov works for

They name their capital ships after notable heros and writers of both pre-garrison (modern day) and post-garrison (their space future era) time periods notably..

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@uearthgov The UEGSV Weir (Large research Vessel)

The UEGSV Archesuchus (Heavy Dreadnought)

The UEGSV Pemberton (Railgun Destroyer)

The UEGSV Pondsmith (Fighter Carrier)

The UEGSV Beethoven (Colony Ship)

The UEGSV Tchaikovsky (Battlecruiser)

The UEGSV Mozart (Cruiser)

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what's our favorite fictional research organization my 12 followers

[Kyle, the Communications guy. @uearthgov]

Also uh. Quote of the day!

"Amaze! Amaze! Amaze!"

[Kyle, the Communications guy. @uearthgov]

Sorry for the uhm.. Sparce updates

The dinosaur has been, Either, starving, or is trying to hunt whatever else is on this ship with me.

Anyway, i watched a movie about a school-teacher and a rock from the pre-garrison times, Suprised how good their VFX was for 2026.

[Kyle, the Communications guy. @uearthgov]

Quote of the day!

"Rip my Neighbor's killer limb from limb."

[Kyle, the Communications guy. @uearthgov]

Update

This week has been.. uneventful, I'm doing.. suprisingly good, Even if there might be some other thing onboard my ship i'll be fine.

[Kyle, the Communications guy. @uearthgov]

Update

Found like... Black fur in one of the vent ducts, alongside seemingly feathers and a lot of that yellow stuff, I think the dinosaur and the.. other thing,

i dont know what it is, had a scuffle.

The both of them can go fuck themselves.

[Kyle, the Communications guy. @uearthgov]

Update.

still no sign of whahtever made that yellow blood stuff, dinosaur's still harrassing me with both my and my dead captain's voice,

Maybe this is all a hallucination and i'm going insane from isolation.