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A record of douchey/pseudo-bourgeois words heard and said. #Uppereastside

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That's the ace hotel. I once went to a champagne party there with quest love. #questlove #roots #JimmyFallon #libertyhall

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"He has a massive, massive, massive...... Closet" heard at lex a And 86

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@_x3flowr

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I see an ice cream truck. Oh wait... It's just con Edison.

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What feelings can describe seeing a girl with a half shaved head with a business card saying "lifestyle blogger"

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"Yea that's by the port authority bus terminal. Bring a gun"

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How many fabérge eggs do you find this Easter? #happyeaster #boozybrunch

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"I think that place was a converted strip club on the West Side Highway. And yeah, I'd definitely go back" #converts #NYCproblems

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They just opened a Helmut Lang across the street.. I think I need to go back to rehab.. @HELMUTLANG #madisonave #nyc #addiction #85th #ues

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"The best part of spring is watching the boys track team run shirtless," I said. "You're 25," she replied. #jailbait @LoyolaSchoolNYC

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I found my David Yurman ring in a bag of chips I was drunk eating last night. #Munchies

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"I never come to first. I only stay on fifth, Madison and park" -lady on the bus #yikes

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"I thought riding this bus was a good idea today," I said. "Until that woman used my head as an arm rest." #whatdoilooklike #isthatnecessary

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And that's why I never leave my wine unattended. #GameOfThrones #JoffreysWedding

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Today is the first day in 13 days that I have not had a sip of alcohol.. #aa #whereisthewine

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When a guy on the street tells you "sounds like you need therapy" and you get offended before realizing he overheard your knee injury convo

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My Louis knocked over a bottle of Pinot noir.. #oops #weddingproblems

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I aspire to be Lucille bluth in life #ArrestedDevelopment

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Times Square makes me vom #putmeoutofmymisery

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"I just watched a guy jump out of a car in the middle of Madison Ave and pull a cab driver out and punch him" #nyctaxi #ues #wordstarhiphop