UES Princess

Nepotism is so hot right now.
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Percocets, La Perla and Frette. #goodnightmanhattan #UESproblems

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@tinkermellie Did you set it on fire? An arson charge is minor when you think about it.

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Essie > OPI #UESproblems

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What the fuck is a "gent"? Give me an asshole from Wall St. wearing a Tom Ford suit with better hair then me any day. #UESproblems

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Photo: Jackie and Caroline by Alfred Eisenstadt. http://t.co/Ig3iH1f2

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"Sratty" girls don't, nor have they ever lived on the Upper East Side. #UESproblems

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My mother is Satan disguised as a middle aged women wearing a lot of Ralph Lauren and YSL. #UESproblems

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Literally want to punt every prep school minor on the UES right now. Get out of my way I have an apt with my energist! #UESproblems

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I really miss Café des Artistes. #UESproblems

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RT @sluttygrlprobs: We had sex before, so it won't raise my number.

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Truer words never spoken. So proud of @HoodieAllen. #AllAmerican is amazing. See you in NYC babe! #UESproblems http://t.co/k8hfnV1q

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When it's only Tuesday and my shrink has seen me more than anyone else combined, you know it's a hell week. #UESproblems

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@urbaniteproblem It is however Good Friday appropriate. #UESproblems #Urbaniteproblem

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Suri Cruise has that face you just wanna elbow drop from the top of the empire state building. #UESproblems

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Someone who doesn't like fur, simply hasn't arrived. #UESproblems

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There's nothing less marketable then a washed up old whore. #UESproblems

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Oscar Blandi, you are the Jesus of hair. #UESproblems

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@UESRichKid Preach baby.

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THIS is the # 1 reason I do not take public transit. #molepeople #UESproblems #notreally

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Happy International Women's Day? What the fuck is this. Where I come from, everyday is Women's Day. #UESproblems