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@20SmthngPrblms He kept telling us "I am an artist" and needed complete creative control. Get over yourself. 🙄

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@20SmthngPrblms Yep. One photog told us he wouldn't work with me because I asked very normal, but cautious questions about hidden fees and such. #bye

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@20SmthngPrblms Mine cares. I want to have the same last name but sad to lose mine. We compromised- I've taken it socially but not legally. Maybe some day.

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@20SmthngPrblms Congratulations!

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Idk what it says about me that BofA declined my card at Walmart for "suspicious activity"...And was entirely correct. #bravo #peasantthief

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@20SmthngPrblms Its funny, you always wanted it, but it's totally normal to feel shocked when it starts to actually happen!

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Getting hacked is fun. 😩 Sketchy starts to Mondays. #urbaniteproblem

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How do I call out all these hypocritical Texans cheering for Lady Gaga singing Born This Way? #SuperBowl #LadyGaga

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Is it rude to watch Real Houswives in front of the cleaning lady? #urbaniteproblem #onepercentproblems

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At least the election allowed me to skate through my first Thanksgiving as a married woman without questions about children.

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It's not even Thanksgiving day yet, and I've already been told that Pence should have been allowed to have a nice night out at Hamilton. 😩🔫

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"Package on truck for delivery. Arriving today."......but like when, today?
#onlineshoppingaddict

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The harrowing hours after the "your order has shipped!" email when UPS has "no delivery information available at this time" #urbaniteproblem

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I wore all my favorite fall outfits and went apple picking so can it be Christmas now? #whitegirlproblem

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America: let's make the USA better for our children.

Also America: check your privilege that your dad earned for you.
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#1%problem

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When its "unprofessional" to Instagram your fancy business lunch. #urbaniteproblem @DanielBoulud

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When you're hungover AF on a Sunday morning and your boss tries to FaceTime you. #whyyyy #harddecline #helltotheno

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@SaraASR Are you also tired today from staying up late waiting for them to announce women's gymnastics Team USA? 🇺🇸

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I have literally been complaining all week that I'm too tired to go to Maine this weekend. #urbaniteproblem https://t.co/YPba6Djjkg

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But I'm too tired to go to the Hamptons this weekend. @eastmagstar

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@SaraASR Buy the @LillyPulitzer Tansy dress in white. It's awesome.