saw skz 🇪🇸 🇫🇷😭😭😭 mubank 🇵🇹

ㅤㅤ ㅤ나도 모를 사이에 못 참을 만큼 네가 그리워서 보고 싶으면
ㅤㅤ그때, 난 어떡해
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ🌷🌸🌹🌺🌻🏵️💐🪷 @slappydoggy

[Garon Whited @GaronWhited]

It's not contagious.
Yet.

[Lily @TaigaLily_]

Wrong.

When it's cold, you can always put on more layers until you're comfortable.

When it's hot, there's a point where even being naked isn't enough to stay cool.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is "urgent"

[Nostos @NostosLit]

- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka

[j 🇺🇸🇫🇷🇨🇴🇲🇽 CHAER MONTH ≷ 🍬🪼 @shin1ster]

i was like no way she isn’t number 1 then i saw who it was and i was like alright i get it

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

it is so funny when your cat pretends not to hear you but their ears are cocked in such a way you know they are listening.....stop ignoring me you menace

[G4mmaKHP @g4mmakhp]

@diangneylo Portugal had a massive fire that burned our historical pine forest which had been untouched for 600 years, whose smoke could be seen from the ISS and blackened the sky and whose photo went viral, and things have remained the same since.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Someone at work wore meta glasses once and next day there was a policy banning them. We don’t have to stand for this :-)

[27. @dimvji]

huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious

[Bruce Fenton @brucefenton]

The excuse for murdering 70,000 people in Gaza was “October 7”

What’s the excuse for the mass murder going on in Lebanon now? “Because we can”?

[#71 RANKED TURPEAU NERDMOGGING CHAD @Turpeau71]

C'est normal que la conductrice réagisse comme ça hein, elle voit trois mec sans uniformes ni brassards de police la braquer avec des flingues, on espère que les policiers seront sanctionnés pour leur manque de professionalisme

[bufus regularis @fuckingboaty]

Vocês inventam histórias sobre Portugal, eu não consigo imaginar isso acontecer nem numa aldeia.

A única coisa em que os Portugueses são literais é quando alguém diz bom dia ao 12:01 aparece alguém a dizer: Bom dia? É boa tarde!!!

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

In her news interview she said "women are allowed to respond to danger in ways other than crying" and I think about that very often

[latke @latkedelrey]

this is how it feels when a doctor tells someone that a lot of people with endometriosis experience some improvement after pregnancy like. Okay well I’m not gonna create a person just to alleviate a symptom

[NICO GROSSO @GrossoNicolas]

MI AMIGO SIEMPRE QUE VOY A LA CASA SE PONE CELOSO POR QUE SU GATO "FRIGOBERTO" SE ME QUEDA MIRANDO CON CARA DE ENAMORADO DESDE QUE LLEGO HASTA QUE ME VOY Y YO LE REGALE UNA GORRITA QUE SI SE LA SACAS SE PONE A LLORAR POR DOS HORAS SEGUIDAS HASTA QUE SE LA PONES. COMO TU HERMANA

[ella @dropsofpoet]

my dad is a self-proclaimed conservative and when I showed him how the boys of my generation talk about women on the internet he was horrified

[alex @sonadowglazer]

Yall be saying that but still make a video of a banana cheats on an orange with an onion 😭😭😭😭

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

[ZĖI DAS BROAS @Jota19853]

Ok, mas esqueceram-se de dizer que o homem coloca todas as garrafas de água na máquina do volta, por onde passa, isso ninguém vê, impócritas!

[saw skz 🇪🇸 🇫🇷😭😭😭 mubank 🇵🇹 @uetj_]

Je sens l'insomnie RIP