Arturo 💍💍

In Altuve, I trust. Shitposting never dies.

[Arturo 💍💍 @uf1nc]

Same

[Sydney Leroux @sydneyleroux]

Me anytime I’m slightly inconvenienced.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

I FUCKING LOVE THE USA

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

GRAND SLAM BY YORDAN ALVAREZ.

2 HOMERS IN THE INNING

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

[Arturo 💍💍 @uf1nc]

@DatingByMHG cement mixer slider for a foul

[Arturo 💍💍 @uf1nc]

@itschicagoooo @KickinitwitKeef Did you tell them about your token budget?

[Astros Future @AstrosFuture]

Yordan Alvarez has been phenomenal this season. Here are his numbers and his American League ranks:

22 HR (1st)
48 RBI (1st)
.654 SLG (1st)
1.083 OPS (1st)
200 OPS+ (1st)
.316 BA (2nd)
.430 OBP (2nd)

He’s putting up an MVP level season! #Astros

[Arturo 💍💍 @uf1nc]

@SmilingFenrir @DarkTechMonitor @BasedMikeLee Yikes

[Arturo 💍💍 @uf1nc]

@kirawontmiss I can fix her

[Arturo 💍💍 @uf1nc]

@MichaelPCB2022 @whos_jon_galt @BasedMikeLee 🥱

[Arturo 💍💍 @uf1nc]

@3YearLetterman @greg16676935420 @jarvis_best @iowahawkblog @BarryOnHere X-Men in this thread

[Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome]

Isaac Paredes is the fourth Mexican-born player in MLB history to hit 100 career home runs, joining Vinny Castilla, Jorge Orta and Aurelio Rodríguez

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Zac Hill @zdch]

The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.

[Arturo 💍💍 @uf1nc]

@TAT1SSZN Was also going 90-96 on the slider lmao

[Arturo 💍💍 @uf1nc]

@MichaelMHanna @KasselMedia Lmfao at thinking 60 games means anything in baseball

[Arturo 💍💍 @uf1nc]

@Eduardopto @DanClarkSports casual

[Arturo 💍💍 @uf1nc]

@Chandler_Rome 📈📈📈

[Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome]

Tatsuya Imai's 110 pitches this afternoon are the third-most thrown by a starter in any game this season.

[Arturo 💍💍 @uf1nc]

@Jason Net doesn't help the taxi drivers which is what you were saying on the pod

[Texas State Baseball @TxStateBaseball]

Oppo 🌮