Neuholz

Arsenal - Sturm Graz - personal mudryk hater

[J. 🇭🇷 @JosipFCB93]

The fact that there appears to be millions of people saying the Salah situation is a penalty makes me question if I live in some kind of parallel universe because there is absolutely no way I am seeing this stuff right now

[Yan @YanPeronn]

“Yeah I’m a life long Messi fan, i definitely want to see him win another World Cup”

Me when Vozinha makes the save of his life to deny Messi a goal:

[🔸️The.Angry.Ostrich. @DaAngryOstrich]

I don't understand how Donald Trump has a 37% approval rating..

Who are the fucking idiots that approve of this chaos?

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

MAGA CLIFF NOTES

Chapter 1:
If something goes wrong - Blame Democrats

Chapter 2:
If the economy is good - Credit Trump

Chapter 3:
If the economy is bad - Blame Biden

Chapter 4:
If facts contradict the narrative - Call it fake news

Chapter 5:
If Trump says it - Repeat it

Chapter 6:
If evidence appears - Ignore it

Chapter 7:
If questioned - Attack the messenger

Chapter 8:
If policies hurt people - Call it patriotism

Chapter 9:
If it creates fear - Share it faster

Chapter 10:
Loyalty over truth.
Always.

If you understand this, you understand the entire movement.

No policy.
No accountability.

Just outrage. Repeat. Loyalty.

Let me know if I should add a chapter.

[Gripen News @GripenNews]

Being a European today basically means having a pretty excellent day until around 5 pm when the White House starts posting the dumbest shit you've ever had the misfortune to read.

Every. Damn. Day.

[Erknaite @zac_gaming__]

> be born in 2004
> pandemic hits throughout ur high school years
> ai explodes throughout your uni years

XD

[Tarek @Tarek_Muller]

Die CDU sagt, ich solle privat vorsorgen, und nimmt mir gleichzeitig 18,6 % meines Bruttogehalts für die Rente weg. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[dritte lia @liarotweiss]

ich hoffe dass sich jeder von euch der in der vorlesung vor mir auf seinem macbook whatsapp web benutzt im klaren ist dass ich komplett schamlos mitlese

[Tami ✨ @tbamz97]

It’s so weird to think that I actually fantasised about living in America as a kid. The American media pushed such a false image loool

[KB @MindOfKB]

We interrupt the shooting at a college to bring you news of a shooting at a high school.

This is America.

[Neuholz @UfCcarry]

@lieferando Cookies

[Neuholz @UfCcarry]

@PaulTemmel3 @aillitsch21 Vielleicht auch einfach Seedy Jatta verpflichten

[R. Saoirse @razzli_]

Why are the Christian MAGA People so happy about alligators eating undocumented migrants?

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Who else?

[Igor Schatz @Copernicus2013]

@OopsGuess He doesn’t have the cards

[John Trades MBA @JPATrades]

$TSLA Earnings

REVENUE: $19.3B vs. $21.4B est. ❌
EPS: $0.27 vs. $0.42 est. ❌

Green 🤣

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This is the biggest pump and dump scheme in the history of the world.