Anders Robertson

Something Awful account for parody purposes

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

You are all buying me beers #AHLsalaries

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

At least I get to ride the plane to Montreal #Ridingthebus back to Hamilton. Time to sweat of the #Poutine

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

@ChicksDigSOG @BAPcommish @felixhocky1 I don't care. I told her I were @HocklesBAP

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

@BAPcommish @ChicksDigSOG @felixhocky1 I met a girl in Toronto named bethany last time we played the Marlies #goodtimes

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

Yay. Backup. At least it pays well for the amount of work...

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

@SoloPDick @bbdiddle I know a few girls. Just give me some $$$

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

@hockeypunchman @WangSnpr69 Congrats! Will there be lutefisk?

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

@bbdiddle Can't teach size!

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

@Kilza32 Thanks! #PardonMyFrench

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

@d3lacour @felixhocky1 First #1 overall draft to not get signed is pretty HHOF-worthy though

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

Une paquet #Gallouise sans filtre sil vouz plaise #BounjourMontreal

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

@BigOlPaynuss Heard from my teammates uncles gf that Connor told his bfs sis he might get a restraining order against a former teammate...

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

@HocklesBAP I'm not sure Buffalos main priority is your feelings though... #ItsGettingCreepy

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

Falling like a rock #LikeTheWhalePopulationInThe1920s

At least I might go to a good team

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

@d3lacour Be prepared to share some more of those starts this year #Terrible2s #Fearthemasks #THUNDER

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

Looks like I might sneak in to #Top10 in the draft! #ThunderBirds

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

@satonakashin @fancystatsBAP Sounds indian, so I guess India?

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

@WangSnpr69 Sounds french

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

@d3lacour The coffe always goes down with moonshine #Karsk I'll put a few litres in you lockerroom

[Anders Robertson @Uff_da1]

@bbdiddle Are you wearing double up of both, or do you have to retie them between the rounds?