Uffe Karlsen

[Uffe Karlsen @uffekarlsen]

Fokus på lange garanti mener det holdbart https://t.co/hb43juObM9

[Uffe Karlsen @uffekarlsen]

Fejl koster dyrt: Lokal nedbrydningskæmpe har tabt millioner på særlige projekter | Midtjyllands Avis https://t.co/vO9iM25SUN

[Uffe Karlsen @uffekarlsen]

Gode tanker omkring genbrug. Desværre er jeg personligt bange for at højere afgifter giver anledning til mere svindel og dertil forhøjet risiko for vores miljø.
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[Uffe Karlsen @uffekarlsen]

@LBMathiesen @thorborg Jeg vil sige kvaliteten af vores politikere i Dk er noget bedre end i USA. Det er jo nærmest reality derovre

[Uffe Karlsen @uffekarlsen]

@thorborg Haha 😂

[Uffe Karlsen @uffekarlsen]

J. Jensen lægger sig fladt ned efter | https://t.co/g6F2bwERQy https://t.co/1oqL6AlUAb

[Uffe Karlsen @uffekarlsen]

Rigtig god artikel som jeg er helt enig i. Tror ikke vi har haft en hel nat søvn siden tvillingerne kom for 5år siden https://t.co/wc4PopsXVd

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read:

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?”

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum.

God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.”

-Nate White

[Uffe Karlsen @uffekarlsen]

Nyder @JesperSimo kommentering👍 !!! super spændende kamp mellem ARS-POR i @ChampionsLeague

[Uffe Karlsen @uffekarlsen]

Deres biler kunne man se over alt. Byggebranchen har det ikke nemt for tiden. Ærgeligt at se.
<span>Avisen erfarer:</span><span> René Birch-selskab erklæres konkurs - forsøger at redde et andet</span> https://t.co/vIxRAKEj8l

[Uffe Karlsen @uffekarlsen]

Spændende skridt i den rigtige retning. MEN Der er lang tid fra bygninger bliver tegnet til bygningen skal opgøres. Er kunderne villig for at betale for at have produkterne på hylden så længe?
#byggematerialer #kingo
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[Uffe Karlsen @uffekarlsen]

Det er også den erfaring jeg har med kunderne. Pris er stadig vigtigst. Private sidder generelt ikke på et bjerg af penge og derfor bliver bæredygtighed valgt fra (desværre)
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[Uffe Karlsen @uffekarlsen]

Husk at vælg Kingo Recycling næste gang.👍
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[Google @Google]

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Our newest AI model can reason across different types of inputs and outputs — like images and text. See Gemini's multimodal reasoning capabilities in action ↓

[Uffe Karlsen @uffekarlsen]

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[Uffe Karlsen @uffekarlsen]

Vi ser små lokale byggefirmaer som køre aspest i jorden fremfor håndtere tingene ordenligt. De store nedbrydere håndtere 1000 vis af aspest sager hvert år, med mange underleverandører, så der kan ske fejl men de er få! I forhold til alternativet. https://t.co/wfwYJMtEZF

[Uffe Karlsen @uffekarlsen]

Jeg er stolt af at arbejde sammen med Eivind siden 2012..

Det begyndte i Nørregade for 50 år siden - og det lokale hvidevarecenter er her endnu https://t.co/JuIduIEUjR

[Uffe Karlsen @uffekarlsen]

Faktisk meget godt opstillet.. EV giver mening men måske ikke så meget mening som alle går og tror.
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[Uffe Karlsen @uffekarlsen]

Se det er seriøs satsning 👍

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[Bango @bangodk]

Bango leverer DSA ståldøre til S/K Lynetten i København - Building Supply - https://t.co/LXcOQOFfIm