melanie correa

[miia @miiagarro]

i know my period is coming when i start feeling like this

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you hear how much the company made this year but your paycheck is still the same

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

“we will reach out to you for a second round of interviews”…… its a fucking GROCERY STORE

[Male Central @TheMale_Central]

Jon Hamm

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

“fuck this job”
*goes to work*

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like

[project hail kiki ! @phmdriver]

this is making me laugh too hard at 2am 😭

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

"your generation is so technologically advanced"

me trying to find the document i JUST downloaded

[H. Pearl Davis @pearlythingz]

If this is real I’m going to cry laughing

[: @_dxllz7]

Me: Money won't change me

Also me 1 day after getting my salary

[: @_dxllz7]

Dentist: “how's school going?”

Also Dentist: (Right after asking)

[Dwight’s World @Creed_Thoughts2]

Michael hitting Meredith with his car and then having to tell the whole office what happened was peak comedy 😂

[clarke | ǝʞɹɐlɔ @MAYFlELDSMAX]

i’ve lived like 57 lives since this day

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When the customer on the phone tells me "you're so much nicer than the last person I spoke to" but that last person was also me:

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Giving Mary Jane in scooby doo when she gets possessed

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

A mother lets her 7-month-old baby taste the smoothie she craved during pregnancy

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Netflix subtitles be like [speaking Spanish]
BRO 😭 translate it thennn!!!!

[` @Evadivalore]

Someone said, "There was something in the air in December." Girl, it was the Jonas Brothers.