keef ☆

do u luvs it

[Taylor Gray @offtaylorgray]

When the joke on my laffy taffy wrapper is funny

[keef ☆ @uggskeith]

the dads at this resort have been exceptionally mid

[keef ☆ @uggskeith]

been at the pool reading my book.. where’s my alex dunphy moment?

[keef ☆ @uggskeith]

this and a margarita with molly rim 🍋‍🟩

[keef ☆ @uggskeith]

i say idk but lowkey i do be knowing

[keef ☆ @uggskeith]

where da go0ners in cabo at??

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

the pigeon pretending to listen to my story before stealing my croissant

[$globey @MCoveteur]

need the plug’s info babe

[amalia @826279I]

Smoked during lunch break to relax but now I’m high as fuck at work

[. @riahkalesee]

by the time Euphoria come out ima be the one doing crack

[Cabaço do Bem @eusoucaliber]

pensando

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

To my fellow valets out there: if Caitlyn Jenner wants to drive her car after finishing 11 dirty martinis, just let her

[lesbian esq. @lesbianlawfirm]

best i can do is this

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

the being excited for halloween all year to not having a costume pipeline is crazy ….

[☆ @PlNKBAWBlE]

that teleprompter whooping saweetie's ass 😭😭😭😭 #VMAs

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

i know when a mosquito bite me they think they’re at Nobu

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

When he pull it out and it’s small

[cheryl mason desu @cherylmason]

me and my bestie in Silent Hill because we keep saying “that’s you” about every ugly monster

[oily @oilyspoily]

"dog goes: gorp!!!" made me laugh for 10 minutes straight last night, thought you guys might like this