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stop the merry go round I’m feeling dizzy. yes I’m a Totoro hater. ringarde

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@bambul Why does it wait at Chatswood for 2 minutes ?

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@CapitalCityCody @HPNfooty Mid to late 2010s.

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@CapitalCityCody @HPNfooty Midfield matchups certainly got harder to keep compared to when I started. I think clubs didn't care too much about the actual midfield matchups as they weren't really head to head - the exception being tags which would be quite easy to identify.

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@CapitalCityCody @HPNfooty The software (at the time) could support recording a loose man in defence (and even 2 loose men!) but we had it couldn't handle a forward pushing up to stoppages.

We had to identify which player was the 6th forward and leave him on the half-forward line.

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@HPNfooty @CapitalCityCody Used to do matchups for CD, but before 6-6-6 came into play. It's easiest to work out the positions at centre bounces but if there's been a long time between goals we wouldn't hesitate to swap matchups/positions if we believed they had changed.

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Hotel: your room number is 601
Us: woohoo it’s on the top floor!

Turns out it’s at the attic level with slanted walls and we keep bumping our heads every few minutes or so

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Asked Finnish colleague what's her top touristy recommendation for Helsinki? Without losing a beat, she replied take the boat to Tallinn, Estonia.

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When your in-laws are about to eat your cooking for the first time

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Spotted someone reading a TV Week mag on the train this morning. Don't know whether to be more shocked that he is still watching free-to-air TV, or still buying a physical copy of a magazine.

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Today I learnt I am British

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Are you even British if you don’t say “just these, please” when you put a single item on a shop counter?

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Everytime I ask my boss for leave.

Me: We are planning to go to places X, Y, and Z.
Him: Listen, let me tell you about the time I went to Y in 1983...

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Or they could turn up at 9pm ffs

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Having some furniture delivered today. Pre-delivery instructions are that I should report any visible damage to the company on the same day, which makes me wonder…this must happen quite frequently?!

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Sweet summer child, how naive to assume they would deliver on the same day that they promised !!!??

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Also me when faced with the other 37 remaining ones

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Me when I unexpectedly solve one of the problems in the house

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Growing up, my parents were never overly affectionate physically to us kids. But now as adults my mum is much more into hugs which is both endearing and frightening to me at the same time

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@sameika Yes! We had it the first time I was in NZ, but haven't seen it since in the subsequent trips. Could be a season thing.

What has your dad made?

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The search for feijoa ice cream will continue.

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Kookaburras laughing at 10am: how cute, we’ve moved into an avian paradise!

Kookaburras laughing at 4am: shut the fork up, you demon spawns of hell!