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this is simply a fan account for my boyfriend (let’s see how long it takes for him to notice i changed my bio)

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i got my dog a dog.

i'm good dog mom.

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@HeyCaribouu she likes me more

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the way my cat lays in my lap makes her look ai generated

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@DIY_Dekarius @boxofsand07 i also came here to say this LOL

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@HeyCaribouu we’re so old

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@HeyCaribouu SHUT UP

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hi twitter! been a while.

if my bf doesn’t come give me a forehead kiss by 10:20PM EST i will still all of his left shoes and hide them in various places in the house tomorrow while he’s at work.

will update at 10:21PM if this attempt at affection is successful

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@JakobFleming it’s rough in these streets. especially if you only have one shoe. 😔✊💯👟

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welp.

hope you weren’t super fond of your left shoes, babe.

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hi twitter! been a while.

if my bf doesn’t come give me a forehead kiss by 10:20PM EST i will still all of his left shoes and hide them in various places in the house tomorrow while he’s at work.

will update at 10:21PM if this attempt at affection is successful

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@NoWhammiez i may have put social media down for a hot second, but i still got them twitter fingers 🤠

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@NoWhammiez i caught it before you did 🙄

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aw darn it, i meant to say steal* :(

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@HeyCaribouu good save 😘♥️

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hi

twitter is still a cesspool but i wanted to share that i cut and dyed my hair all by myself and i’m feelin’ CUTE 💃

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@HeyCaribouu foat, btw

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@JakobFleming

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not to act like an airport and announce my departure, but because of this i’m logging out of everything for a while. if you need me, you’ll probably have my number. if you don’t have my number, you probably don’t need me.

goodbye, for now. 💖

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i don’t think it’s good for our brains to see hundreds of children emaciated or killed by war, a cute puppy video, a man getting shot in the neck, a food video, a woman getting stabbed to death on a bus, and an influencer’s cheery “get ready with me” video back-to-back-to-back.

[Clayton Sandell @Clayton_Sandell]

After yet another Colorado school shooting, an eighth grader named Winston tells @KDVR: “I only moved here a few months ago, and I didn’t think this would happen so soon.” So soon. This is the heartbreaking effect gun violence is having on our kids. They now just EXPECT it.

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@HeyCaribouu ENOUGH

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@HeyCaribouu