alexa

I’m alexa and I’m an alcoholic

[alexa @ughIexa]

I’m always a pop punk girly at heart ♥️ @State_Champs

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

This what the cunty girl cats in Tom and Jerry be wearing

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“incorrect username or password” BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!!

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

never beating the mean girl to nurse pipeline allegations

[alexa @ughIexa]

we thought he was one of the good ones… men ain’t shit fr

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Love Island USA’s Iris has unfollowed Pepe on Instagram.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

SZA shares that she offered a child a picture/video with her if they threw away their whippets:

“Once again these drugs are clearly marketed to CHILDREN. Really need America to do better man”

[alexa @ughIexa]

@LadyThalia169 @amara87778 2002… damn. she was so young

[alexa @ughIexa]

I hope you all know tesla drivers have to take their car to a TESLA service center to get it fixed… and as a result, more money is going to elon 🤦🏻‍♀️

[alexa @ughIexa]

my medical imaging delusion is still thinking that radiation MIGHT give me super powers and not cancer

[latke @latkedelrey]

fucked up that when they put contrast in your veins for an MRI they’re like “it’s gonna make you feel like you peed your pants. rest assured, you are not peeing your pants.” and you’re kinda like “that sounds ridiculous” but then it really does feel like you peed your pants.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

MONTOYA POR FAVOR

[alexa @ughIexa]

chief host: our lord jesus christ

[sam @uglyblender]

No mention of hydrogen peroxide or self tanner in the bible either

[Injy @itsinjy]

Finally a kid without an iPad

[alexa @ughIexa]

PERIOD

[alexa @ughIexa]

ok wait this one goes kinda hard tho…

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

11. When big machines and men meet little boys with trucks

[gbemisoke @Gbemisoke]

Screenshots. If this helps only one person, I'll be satisfied. You're welcome ❤️

[alexa @ughIexa]

@State_Champs should have released the album before the spotify wrapped cutoff… you probably would have my #1 spot for 2024 😩

[alexa @ughIexa]

yup @State_Champs