Juan Dye

Tobey Maguire's meme account

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Hey guys just talked to our mutual friend Tobey Maguire and he asked me to tell you to please pronounce his name with a rolled 'r' as if you were his Latin lover, thanks

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@kyunzite Nice, ya got me

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How do you feel about Avril's stance on Transgenderism?
"He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious?" - Avril Lavigne (2002)

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Avril Lavigne is a strong conservative woman whom deserves not only your vote, but your respect

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So excited to announce that 2002 Avril Lavigne and I share identical stances on transgenderism

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@CarolineWinegar You are welcome Yung Lady

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People who are gluten intolerant need to stop complaining
Oh you die from eating bread?
That's a win-win situation you ungrateful maggot

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@IzMe87868720 yo you blowin up

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If you'll excuse me for just one second
*Enters bathroom
*Hits the Quan
*Washes Hands
*Leaves bathroom
Hey sorry that took so long, where were we

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At which shade of skin are you allowed to say the "n" word

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The answer was Jesus, you all failed

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Who cares

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This acne cream is overpriced, super hard to swallow, and my skin is still breaking out, so frustrated

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@IzMe87868720 Racist

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Laughing at step dad's jokes can #improvechances that later on he won't #yellatyourmom.

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The moral of I am Legend is that even being the last person on Earth during a zombie apocalypse Will Smith still has more sex than you

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Run on sentence, C-

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You guys forgot about the scene in I Am Legend where Will Smith recited an entire scene from Shrek in order to win back the trust of the people that saved him from the zombies after he got mad at them for eating his bacon didn't you