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put the work in, plant a garden, try to stay afloat ∞

[a @ughashlee]

23 weeks pregnant and already making involuntary noises each time I stand up or sit down

[a @ughashlee]

@_etabetapi I love them!!!

[a @ughashlee]

My baby is the sweetest boy 😭
Tonight we were getting ready for bed and had this exchange:
“Mom-“ *big sigh* “-I’m just so happy.”
“What’s making you so happy?”
“Because I’m here with you and I just love you.”

[a @ughashlee]

❤️four day weekend❤️

[a @ughashlee]

First I liked fireworks. Then I had a baby and I hated fireworks. Now I have a toddler and it doesn’t matter how I feel about fireworks, we’re going to see the fireworks.

[a @ughashlee]

I wish you could know me
And I wish I could know you much more sometimes

[a @ughashlee]

Linger becoming a trendy song again just as Dead Dad Day is upon me…….why

[a @ughashlee]

Need a flashing neon sign for the roof of my car that reads, “I am fucking begging you to put your phone down”

[a @ughashlee]

Real

[a @ughashlee]

All the bands I love are scheduling tours that are coming to FL in the two weeks after I give birth

[a @ughashlee]

My favorite activity is dropping my phone on the floor several times a day

[a @ughashlee]

@HeyBrittany33 First they said it was a shooting and now they’re saying no it wasn’t. So no I have no idea still, it sounds like no one does!

[a @ughashlee]

My neighborhood entrance is a crime scene???? and they won’t let anybody in or out “for several hours” which feels kinda extremely not okay?? I’m supposed to be in Orlando by 2:30 lmfao uhhh

[a @ughashlee]

As a person who usually loves a big walk… respectfully, fuck how large resorts in Orlando are

[a @ughashlee]

Thrifted this really cute floral top three years ago with my mom and @taylerjk, it was too big but I knew I’d be sad if I left without it. It’s been waiting for its time to shine in my closet ever since. Today I finally am wearing it and I’m so excited!!!

[a @ughashlee]

Has your boss ever said something so unexpected to you that you told him to, “shut the fuck up,” eight times in a row? #professional

[a @ughashlee]

Trying to enjoy as much of this pregnancy as possible because people will never be this nice to me again in my life

[a @ughashlee]

Life hack: bring a cute child to Dunkin’ Donuts 39 minutes before closing time, and order a single donut

[a @ughashlee]

I picked out the correct Tupperware lid on the first try twice in a row today so yeah I’m buying a lottery ticket later

[a @ughashlee]

I have an over $200 Venmo balance and it’s all from dumb data breach settlements