jorge🍋

Lu💛 she/her

[jorge🍋 @ughitsjordan]

our mom is telling us the story of how our dad asked her out and she said that he beeped her and invited her over to watch a movie with him and now bryson is learning what a beeper is

[Clarissa @Clarissa_jrz]

Only in Texas is Tiktok banned from public schools before guns are

[jorge🍋 @ughitsjordan]

@dog_rates @Trupanion He’s actually a BoxerPit but I trust my Astro around kids more than I do most human adults- he’s the kindest and gentlest boy 💛

[jorge🍋 @ughitsjordan]

Monitor your kids. Don’t let them grow up to be sad incels!

[Liam 🇵🇸 @Hezbolsonaro]

Feels like society is not headed in a good direction

[Blockbuster @blockbuster]

We're back from the grave...

[jorge🍋 @ughitsjordan]

@MeowWolf Very patiently* waiting for Texas portals to open 🥹✨

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

BREAKING: The Uvalde DA has hired at least four outside attorneys to investigate whether the police who handled the tragedy are CRIMINALLY liable.

Who else thinks they should be FIRED and lose their pensions?

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Wild how wearing a simple mask is "living in fear,"—but forcing our kids to wear bulletproof backpacks behind bulletproof doors & bulletproof windows while allowing open carry AR-15s, unlimited ammo, & body gear because the govment's gonna getcha, is perfectly rational "freedom."

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.

[jorge🍋 @ughitsjordan]

@MeowWolf THANK YOU😭😭😭😭😭😭

[jorge🍋 @ughitsjordan]

@MeowWolf That’s a really great concept for a fourth location just saying 🫣

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Forcing strangers into pregnancy because you want them to share the same eternal afterlife as you (?) is incredibly stupid

[Kristen Anderson-Lopez @Lyrikris10]

So they abolish abortion but don’t care if our children are killed in school with guns. They abolish abortion but cut healthcare, childcare and education for the most vulnerable. This isn’t pro-life. This is anti-woman.

[Ashley Tisdale @ashleytisdale]

If I ever get invited to the #MetGala I would replicate one of my past iconic looks…

[jorge🍋 @ughitsjordan]

@BonJovi @jonbonjovi @TheRealPhilX
My mom took me to my very first concert during the Have A Nice Day tour and we’re seeing y’all this Thursday in Dallas!

Can you please play “Wild In The Streets”? It’s my favorite! 🥺

[jorge🍋 @ughitsjordan]

@BonJovi @jonbonjovi I’m going to your concert this Thursday with my mom, who took me to my very first concert during the Have A Nice Day tour too many years back now.

Anyways, can you please play “Wild In The Streets” that night? It’s my favorite 🥺👏

[Rich Peters @RichPeters90]

So hollywood wants to cancel Will Smith for 1 slap but Amber Heard absolutely abused Johnny Depp and gets to keep her roles and fame?

[On Limits @missleighcarter]

IF THEY CAN CHANGE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS, THEY CAN MAKE EVERY WEEKEND 3 DAYS.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

The prices at Bob’s Burgers are so reasonable and people do not talk about this enough.