Alexa

~ithaca TAM ‘22~ she/her

[Alexa @ughlexaregan]

Fiancé’s grandma is making jungle juice at Thanksgiving dinner

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[Alexa @ughlexaregan]

Student tried to lift my shirt today and then said “is that a baby in there”

[Alexa @ughlexaregan]

Joe Biden withdraws from the presidential election to spend more time with his boyfriend Pete Davidson

[Alexa @ughlexaregan]

Sitting across from my two year old niece as she eats a packet of sour cream, chanting “dip” and I just don’t know who I pissed off to end up in this hell

[Alexa @ughlexaregan]

@oliviathequail Wish it didn’t

[Alexa @ughlexaregan]

Accidentally wore a minion-esque outfit to the movies on opening day of despicable me I’m not leaving the house again

[Alexa @ughlexaregan]

Watching 13 reasons why with my fiancé’s grandpa rn

[Alexa @ughlexaregan]

Taking a dollar off the waiters tip in honor of feminism after I went to grab the check and he dodged me to give it to my boyfriend…showing him what it’s like to make a dollar less

[Alexa @ughlexaregan]

“I thought of you last night while I was playing Minecraft” who says romance is dead

[Mateo 🍌 @_justmateo_]

A Glee style show but it’s about the DCP

[Alexa @ughlexaregan]

Accidentally flashed my boyfriend on FaceTime and he missed it because he was watching Wii Sports clips…

[Alexa @ughlexaregan]

@coolgirlcami Okay but I also do that to just about everyone

[Alexa @ughlexaregan]

I just told Nick an idea and he repeated the same idea back to me like it was his own

[Alexa @ughlexaregan]

Nick did not gaslight me

[Alexa @ughlexaregan]

@emmy_dew No I literally search for one every day

[Alexa @ughlexaregan]

@aIextrebek One time during review she encouraged me to get drunk at my brothers wedding with the department chair on the call

[Alexa @ughlexaregan]

First day of Women’s Month and my boyfriend sends me a good morning text without a heart emoji…UNBELIEVABLE

[Alexa @ughlexaregan]

@christinaeliz25 See but when it was someone who bullied me for it I’m like