natalie

menace

[natalie @ughnatale]

my pants are full from shitting in them, need someone else to let me shit in theirs

[T @tylerthecreator]

welp, i did not know that

[natalie @ughnatale]

Currently

[natalie @ughnatale]

@heyshipz Helloooo Ricoooo

[natalie @ughnatale]

Too old to be acting like that.

[natalie @ughnatale]

Lord pls never let me be the type of mom my mother is to me.

[natalie @ughnatale]

I miss when my body was tea. Pregnancy gmfu

[natalie @ughnatale]

Recuerdoing when I forgot my towel when I went to the beach so I just used my car’s sunshade

[natalie @ughnatale]

My mom will complain and give me shit for taking a picture of her and keeping it in my camera roll, meanwhile she sends the most diabolically ugly picture of me to my entire family…. 😑

[natalie @ughnatale]

Tbh I miss being a DA and seeing gnarly teeth. 😔

[natalie @ughnatale]

@lunarfq Hello smol bb

[natalie @ughnatale]

Idk how people eat whole boxes of chocolates when they’re sad, ts too sweet. I need spicy chips

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

I can't believe human were gifted a planet with full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war

[natalie @ughnatale]

Idk I kinda fuks with Ikea pizza more than Costco

[natalie @ughnatale]

There is a certain point where this isn’t even funny, you’re just doing too much

[natalie @ughnatale]

“I raided it” “I’ll sell you a single pack for $7” sir go kys.

[natalie @ughnatale]

Scalpers trying to resell for scalper prices at the fucking vending machine is crazy

[natalie @ughnatale]

Funny how men complain about women dressing up claiming that we’re “attention seekers” and then go and get the loudest most annoying fucking cars.

[natalie @ughnatale]

Office played I Write Sins Not Tragedies then Numb right afterwards. They’re summoning emo Natale

[natalie @ughnatale]

I can’t wait to not be pregnant anymore and eat ceviche and poke 🥲

[natalie @ughnatale]

Raw dogging IKEA (i forgot my headphones at home)

[natalie @ughnatale]

The US government clearly knows nothing about friendship being magic.

[natalie @ughnatale]

Shut up. I just watched the last episode of my little pony 14 years later.