Ugh Randy

Follow me to find out the lastest Randy move in my life. #randyisms

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@SierraClubIL @jyangrohr @jyangrohr Keep pushing for HB4895! Our schools need this climate education bill to pass. Your efforts are crucial in shaping a greener future for IL. Don't give up the fight! #climatechange

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@AXA @guiborie's spot on - @AXA @AXAFrance backing gas is a fast track to climate havoc. https://t.co/4UfeH4dAru #ClimateChange

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Randy was late to work because he thought he got #LeapDay off. #randy

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Valentines Day is Randy's favorite holiday! Tweet at me if you get a Randy Gift! #UghRandy #Randy

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Randy sent out a company email asking if anyone had seen his lunchbox. #FullOnRandy #Missing #HamAndChese

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Watching Holiday engagement commercials with Randy is like watching a sex scene with your parents. #UghRandy #stahp

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Randy's planning on sing Don't Want to Miss a Thing at the #HolidayParty
I'll be in the bathroom conveniently missing the entire thing

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Fell asleep on Randy's couch and woke up to him rubbing my feet. #UghRandy

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I thought randy made a joke and called me by the wrong name, but he actually got my name wrong #youreanidiot #yeaitsyourbad

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Randy, I wanted to write you a thank you card for sending me dead flowers. Because of you I'm always laughing!

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Randy don't tell me that love is one of the 5 things you can't live without.

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Randy, I had to hold my side because it hurt from laughing at you

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Randy, I laughed the hardest I've ever laughed at you today

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Randy said he's most excited to watch speed walking #London2012 #Olympics

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Randy got a flat tire and I had to change it for him. Not wanting to get oil on your pleated khaki's is a poor excuse, randy!

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Randy invited himself along on my vacation, awkward. No randy you can't stay at my parents house. Rent a hotel. With a hot tub. #duhrandy

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Randy wants me to meet his grandma after two weeks, randy too soon!

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Randy bought a bunch of slim jim's thinking they would help him lose weight #randyno

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RT "@ughrandy went to find a good mallow roasting stick and came back with cow poop on his foot..now it reeks #campingwithrandy

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thanks for the 15 min debate randy, glad it took you that long to figure out if i was worth it.