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I don’t just get shit off my chest I bench press it // the only answer to if I’m being tested is next question

[肉 @ugly5eva]

My life goals are so embarrassing rn:
-sleep more
-less weed
-eat at regular intervals
-care less about my job
-hydrate

[肉 @ugly5eva]

@ReignOfPride Guys come on, they’re called the Odd Couple, as is any duo whose bond is defined by being each other’s foil

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

7 iconic scenes in television:

1) when the dog ate dan's donated heart in 'one tree hill

[肉 @ugly5eva]

@GoldenMollar_ @oto_brando @bigsnugga Transracial people
It was specifically about Rachel Dolezal and not being transgender

[肉 @ugly5eva]

Anime has unlocked something sinister in my mind
My go to smiley has changed from c: to <:

[肉 @ugly5eva]

@cadalllane @DogsDogsMoreDog @manifestingtoo @theereal_one The study that found white people don’t move out of the way or the one that found they view anyone not white as an object? Since you won’t link it, I wanna make sure I find the right article to support your viewpoint when I do my research

[肉 @ugly5eva]

I wanna buy a Nikke dakimakura but it’s so hard to find the authentic ones and all of the off-brand ones are ecchi not moé :c

[肉 @ugly5eva]

@stinkyybug I often compare it to being seen as a mirror
People only observe their reflection and rarely the glass itself

[henry @arithmoquine]

depression is literally just this:

> usually, you can take actions to make your life better or worse. they've got some positive or negative score attached. you'll always be trying to take the "best one" (ie. highest score)

> there *is* some small cost associated with taking an action, but it's usually relatively insignificant

> when you're depressed, all the scores are diminished. bad things stop seeming as bad, and good things stop seeming as good -- all directions are roughly equal

> so, it stops becoming worthwhile to do *anything*, as the marginal cost outweighs the reward. you simply stay put

and, that's it.

(note: this isn't because you *misjudge* the value -- things are actually just worth less. it's not a lack of motivation to do "fun things", "fun things" just become less enjoyable)

[肉 @ugly5eva]

@minkbazink I think people forget gatekeeping is not just excluding people from something but it’s actually a way of vetting people; seeing if they’re the kind of people you want in your community
Gatekeepers are often super supportive, you just have to answer their riddles three correctly

[肉 @ugly5eva]

TW: SUICIDE, COPS
Thinking about the cop story about an old friends’ dad who came in on a suicide scene where the guy missed his brain, severed his optic nerve, dropped the gun, and had to blindly try to find it so he could get it over with
Just horrific

[Tom Schalk (Voice Over Guy) @TomStheVoice]

The mom in this video is 100% valid and correct

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

In 2023 Banksy emailed me offering £250k for me to remove this comic from the internet but I declined

[肉 @ugly5eva]

@The2wheelterror @TheMcKenziest @Valdark2 What leads a smart man such as yourself to verify an anonymous account? You had to make sure everyone knows you’re ACTUALLY nobody?

[肉 @ugly5eva]

@C_Schweetz @KtSuper01 @NecroticErotic “Yes, nuanced men exist but don’t talk about it because it invalidates my world view!”

[肉 @ugly5eva]

@The2wheelterror @TheMcKenziest @Valdark2 Oh shit here comes Semantic Sally, here to tell you why your use of a word was wrong so he doesn’t have to tell you the reason the point your word made is wrong

[肉 @ugly5eva]

It is lowkey my fault for only just realizing this is implied by a heavily female cast and I just assumed all female cast meant we’re gonna focus on interpersonal dynamics with women that don’t center around men (like it is in the west); no, it’s usually an excuse to tease yuri

[肉 @ugly5eva]

So like
Is all anime ecchi?
Or does crunchyroll keep recommending me only ecchi?
It just feels like no matter how slice of life, how innocent, they can’t help but show shots of boobs and butts

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

at a fucking police station in berlin rn for riding w no train ticket. the bureaucracy is so absurd that i muttered something about kafka being german and this being kafkaesque and the cop was straight up like “ya this is very kafkaesque” w an *obviously* shrug. im in hell.