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made of honey. yankee go home

[Thought Slime @ThoughtSlime]

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.

[:) @uglycomputer]

@socratic86 @michaelshermer It’s been tried. It’s called conversion therapy. Doesn’t work—there are multiple studies about this. Changing on the outside is infinitely harder, but it’s the only alternative

[amber @AmberOneMillion]

@existentialcoms People be like "I believe in utilitarianism" and then lower net happiness by talking about their ideology

[:) @uglycomputer]

damn 5 tweets in and i already feel like i need more positivity in my account. yesterday i ate a really good soup

[:) @uglycomputer]

it frustrates me to no end that nonbinary people don’t have clear terms to describe their sexualities since both gay and straight imply something about the subject’s gender

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

As a former gifted child, my advice to young people is that it isn't enough in life to just be clever. One must also dedicate their life unwaveringly to the cause of global communism.

[:) @uglycomputer]

if i typed 1 (one) line of code tomorrow i’d be so proud of myself. alas

[:) @uglycomputer]

my guess is that five years from now the internet will have evolved past cancelling and “so and so said the n-word in 2012” will be so boring. uniquely scandalous offenses only

[:) @uglycomputer]

might start tweeting again... be ready

[:) @uglycomputer]

This is what we get for not having fucking voted for marianne fucking williamson

[:) @uglycomputer]

Watch ben shapiro at 0.75 speed and you will see the truth