Ugly Man

Your birth certificate might say female, but you're an ugly man. | P.S. I cracked your screen, my bad #uglymanproblems

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Rule #13: The one indicator you always have to have on while driving is the "Ugly Man Indicator". People should be warned when you pass by.

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The paper bag was invented to cover your face. #uglymansolutions

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If you're gonna leave the house, it has to be to remove your facial hair.

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Rule #12: The only thing worse than an ugly man is an ugly man who's hairy.

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Rule #11: Calm down, you're ugly, not funny.#theyrelaughingatyounotwithyou

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Rule #10: Those who have wudhu no longer do when they see you #remindthemtomakeitagain

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Rule #9: Just change your name to Why & Bother

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Binky Barns > You

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Rule #8: You're the last to be chosen on any team. Even shot put.

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Rule #7: Your ugliness is a fitna. #dotauba

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Objects are uglier than they appear #uglymanproblems #uglymenareobjects #sadlife

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That is controversial.

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When you ask why, this will always be your because.

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Even he has more potential then you:

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Rule #6: Don't look into glasses and mirrors because they'll break and you'll have to deal with the consequences #youhavebeenwarned

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Rule #7: You're the rule, never the exception.

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@RelatableQuote Rule #5: You can never be confident. Accept it now, or become uglier.

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Rule #4: They're not checking you out, they're observing your ugliness.

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Rule #3: When feeling extra ugly, take a shower and wear some pink.

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Rule #2: Stay home, or get arrested