sam pinecone

the village idiot

[Kati @superfinedoom]

Any dentist who does veneers on this man will be made to face charges

[sam pinecone @uglypinecone]

sometimes I’m in the backseat of a lyft down so horrendously about my situationship that I hope we crash and die

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

the girl of my dreams is walking around with the loudest most annoying keychain imaginable

[sam pinecone @uglypinecone]

it’s actually so insane that half of these punishments these grown men are subjecting themselves to are literally things that were in spongebob squarepants episodes

[The Black Tucker Carlson Jr 🇺🇸 @B1TuckerCarlson]

Two University of Tennessee students were subject to hazing so intense the news won’t talk about it

[✨🥚✨ @toothyhellbeast]

All white guys look like this now but none of them are doing leftist terrorism anymore smh

[sam pinecone @uglypinecone]

the way I act when I see a man with a fuckass mustache and a nose ring really needs to be studied by scientists

[sam pinecone @uglypinecone]

at the mechanic and they’re playing kevin gates at 9am, dudes rock

[alexandra the great @shyprinccess]

beautiful old ford mogging the fuck out of the ugly dystopian cyber truck I love to see it

[sam pinecone @uglypinecone]

you’re in his DMs, I’m in the r/candles subreddit trying to figure out why tf boy smells candles are $100

[Jo @afxtwink]

they made him look like a brockhampton member

[Elizabeth Worthington @ElizWorthNews]

Spotted in Luigi Mangione's hometown of Towson, Baltimore County at a local pizza shop, Vito's

[sam pinecone @uglypinecone]

me, when I bought my 40 year old shitbox truck a year ago: 😁🥳😍💕

me, paying $100 to register the exact same truck that has been in the shop for a month because one day she decided she wouldn’t: 😡😢😳🍅