Uriah

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[para @sexyv1lla1n]

stole someone's chinese takeout and the fortune cookie said "you'll get what you deserve"

[🇵🇸✊🏾 Baldheaded Demon @homies4horror]

some absolute baddie moved out of the apartment complex and left this box of barely used perfumes next to the trash chute???

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

a national hero

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

chat did i explain this well

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

Wow, if you read this you might get the impression that trump is getting ready to steal the next election! And you’d be right.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This should be a career-ending scandal. But life under Trump is so hellish, it's not even front-page news.

[໊ @xoeeie]

i honestly think the most beautiful kind of love is when someone is sure about you, no mixed signals, no confusion, just consistency, effort, and a feeling that they truly want you in their life.

[Star🌟 @mid_land_]

Assuming everyone will be nice to me since I’m nice

[‏ً @itsnwts]

in order to become a better person, you must first realize how horrible you really are. not in the dramatic sense, but in the quiet ways you sabotage yourself, repeat unhealthy patterns, hurt people who care about you, or tolerate what wounds you. you cannot grow if you keep pretending you're innocent in the story you created.

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

idk who made this decision but be prepared to give them a raise

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

The real bitches know what I mean

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

incase you weren't raised correctly, i think it’s a mans job to set the tone in a relationship; whether people want to admit it or not, a woman feeds off his energy.. his consistency, his intentions, his presence. she takes what he gives and reflects it. when a man leads with clarity, love, and respect, it creates a space where a woman can feel safe, soft, and secure. vice versa, when he leads with confusion, mixed signals, and inconsistency, it forces her to operate in survival mode. she becomes guarded, unsure, and emotionally exhausted.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Giving your partner a break from decision fatigue is a love language. Removing someone's mental load is the highest form of consideration.

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Niggas who say they gonna send you money unprompted then dont are soo annoying like if you gonna lean into that be about! Cause now you a liar to me and im never speaking to you again

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

let a man speak about himself for 10 minutes uninterrupted and suddenly he’s convinced you’re the love of his life.

[solé @layxsnv]

Females don't really care about the gifts on Valentines Day. They just wanna see if you care enough to go out your way to make them happy

[Holmzie @Holmzie777]

In 2010 I was locked up w/ a nigga that got offered 15 for a body(HE DID IT).

The whole tier told him to take the 15 because he was only 19.

Nigga got smoked in trial. They gave him 81 years.

[andrea @californut]

#liked #mytpe #idgaf

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

It’s so sad what them white genes did to you

[Ki Thee Final Girl🔪 @_kii_kiii_]

That’s literally why you hit