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Appalachian mom. chronically tired and over caffeinated

[Slam @ugotsamboozled]

Gavin Newsome having Charlie Kirk on his podcast and Kirk saying the problem with liberals is they’ve never been disagreed with. sir, I present to you: liberals in red states

[Slam @ugotsamboozled]

Vandalizing a vehicle is domestic terrorism? Lmaooooo and what was january 6th then?

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

>Image of mildly vandalized Tesla posted to r/Seattle
>Post includes the Tesla's exact location
>Tesla is vandalized beyond repair in under 5 hours

It appears Reddit is being used to facilitate domestic terrorism.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

I am not making this up: Republicans have introduced legislation… to increase your bank fees.

[Slam @ugotsamboozled]

media literacy in schools!!!!

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

👋🏽 dummy, first of all I haven’t been in Congress for 8yrs and my net worth isn’t $83 million dollars. I know your brain has rotten from the conspiracy theories you are consuming daily but try not to announce your stupidity to the world.

My salary is $174,000 before taxes, I don’t have stock or own a home and still paying off my student debt. So if you are going to lie on something that is public, maybe try checking my public financial statements and you will see I barely have thousands let alone millions 🤦🏽‍♀️.
Oh and before I forget, not everyone is as corrupt as the man you worship.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Buddy, the NFL is 70% black. If you want a whites-only halftime show, I hear NASCAR is hiring.

[kenny @kaedwards14]

thinking that performance was pandering to republicans is a degree of media illiteracy i didn’t know was possible

[Serena Williams @serenawilliams]

I love you @taylorswift13 dont listen to those booo!!

[Slam @ugotsamboozled]

“I never get on Twitter anymore but I want more info on the election”

*first 3 tweets I see are complete untrue*

Gonna log off now yall have fun jerking each others chains

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

If your parents bought you your first car please don’t ever say a word around me about what car it was in a negative sense. I skipped cheerleading practices to pick up shifts in order to afford my own first car. “I don’t even know what that is” cool. You can walk then. Raising entitled brats is truly insane

[Slam @ugotsamboozled]

Just started watching Dexter and saw the 4th season finale last night so I will not ever be watching again

[Slam @ugotsamboozled]

having a toddler is a beautiful fulfilling experience until you’re changing in front of them and they point at your nips and yell “IT’S DOG POOP!”

[Slam @ugotsamboozled]

we were not fully functional we just had way less stress and responsibility lmao

[Barnabas @barnabasdotexe]

We are designed to have kids in our early 20s.

Think about the all nighters you pulled in your 20s for school, parties, or your boss. Somehow you woke up 100% functional.

NOT true in late 30s!

We gave away the free all-nighters to parties/school/boss instead of baby.

[Slam @ugotsamboozled]

there is nothing fun about taking dozens of kids on a trip for your JOB

[Ashley Booth @MrBoothY6]

Just seen a TikTok where a parent was (well within their rights) complaining about the cost of a school trip to NYC but most bonkers thing is the comments - people are furious that costs would cover the teachers going. Well…yes - you know they can go to NYC without your child??!

[Slam @ugotsamboozled]

don’t pull this shit before I’ve even drank my coffee :(

[Slam @ugotsamboozled]

Jo. Samantha Jo is a canonically southern 90s name. Everyone knows a Sammie Jo

[𝕸𝖆𝖒𝖆𝕸𝖆𝖈❤️‍🔥 @c_mcwilliams41]

if you were born in the 80s or 90s... what's your basic filler middle name? Marie, Nicole, Lynn, Elizabeth, Renee. where are my fellow Ann girlies at 👀

[Slam @ugotsamboozled]

then you have never worked in the service industry lmao we definitely had ~70 drinks a week

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

I do not believe that the top 10% of people have more than 70 drinks a week. 10 drinks a day is an insane level of alcoholism to believe tens-of-millions of people are drinking that much

[Slam @ugotsamboozled]

yes smoking a lot of pot in adolescence can cause issues… but you can say pot isn’t good for you and not fear monger. An adult with no familial history of schizophrenia is highly unlikely to develop schizophrenia from smoking pot. Why is she so mad

[Hannah Berrelli @HannahBerrelli]

Marijauna is actually a pretty serious drug. The evidence of its connection to schizophrenia is overwhelming, as well as lack of attention, memory loss, depression, social isolation and paranoia. Alcohol is also terrible, but no one except serious alcoholics are defensive about its negative effects. I don’t know a weed smoker who doesn’t fly into a defensive rage every time anyone dare say it’s not a magical, herbal fix all.

[Slam @ugotsamboozled]

Having multiple bathrooms in your house is convenient, yes, but I gotta be honest if I have the option I will pick one bathroom and use it every single time even if it’s on a different floor, idc. Comfort bathroom????