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It’s actually insane how hard it is for an American to get a IT job in America but when a North Korean applies using a fake name and not even in the country they instantly get a job lol.

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College football is BACK today.

You already know half the country is about to become professional coaches from their couch. 😭

“BRO HE SHOULD HAVE THROWN IT.”

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I opened the fridge.

Stared at it.

Closed it.

Opened it again.

Maybe the fucking inventory refreshed.

[Zabo @uhZabo]

I’m convinced 90% of adulthood is just saying:

“After this week things will calm down.”

They never fucking calm down.

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The worst part about being hungry is having to decide what you want to eat.

I don't know bro.

That's why I'm fucking hungry.

[Zabo @uhZabo]

Every friend group has that one person who disappears for 6 months and comes back like nothing happened.

“What's up bro?”

BRO WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN 😭

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GTA 6 needs to hurry up.

I’m tired of watching trailers and analyzing pixels like I’m investigating the fucking JFK assassination. 😭

#rockstar #GTAVI

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2020 feels like it was yesterday.

Then you look at the calendar and realize we're already deep into 2026.

Bro who keeps skipping the cutscenes? 💀

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The world is so fucking weird.

We have self-driving cars, AI that can talk to us, robots doing surgery…

and I still have to restart my router because the WiFi decided it doesn’t feel like working today. 😭

[Zabo @uhZabo]

The internet ruined everything.

You can learn literally anything in 10 seconds…

but somehow you can spend 3 hours watching a guy restore a rusty shovel from 1947.

And you don't regret a second of it.

[Zabo @uhZabo]

Why tf does Tinder and other dating apps keep showing me supermodels to like/dislike 😭

Like bitch… have you SEEN me?? How the fuck am I supposed to pull that 💀

#tinder #dating

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Will we see a @Snowden pardon within @realDonaldTrump term? Snowden was and is for the people just like Trump is

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$2.16 for a cup of fake cheese at an airport is actually crazy. #cheese #inflation

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How can @MayorOfLA have a smile on her face during a press briefing. Karen and @GavinNewsom need to resign immediately. This is coming from someone that lives in Florida. You 2 are a disgrace #LA #LosAngeles #LosAngelesFires

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Why are firefighters in LA having to ask for drinks and healthy snacks while they are battling fires??? Let see some of these million/billionaire companies sending some resources. We know @PrimeHydrate likes to help. We seen it during the hurricanes. @LoganPaul #lafires

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Please DM me if you are willing to help

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Hello @elonmusk I am reaching out to you to see if you would help. I am looking for a Job and I will be willing to do anything. I have tried to get so many jobs but no companies will hire me cause I deal with a lot of OCD and PTSD. Please give me an opportunity