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sleepy girl 👽

[lex @uh_lexus]

why do guys still send unsolicited dick pics?? You know we show our friends, and then we all make fun of you.

[lex @uh_lexus]

I’m proud to say that this weight loss was brought on by depression and not Ozempic. Thank yew

[zoe @stateofzoe]

i’m so glad i love barbie because i can’t imagine being a miserable little bitch about something as fun as this

[lex @uh_lexus]

Princess Diana doing the lords work to make sure this twat isn’t king for long 😊

[lex @uh_lexus]

guys that are die hard Morgan Wallen fans are a 🚩

[lex @uh_lexus]

this edible has me feeling like I’m about to watch Gilmore girls and cry

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Current mood:

[lex @uh_lexus]

@_danbeltran someone was jealous of your meme game for sure

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

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[lex @uh_lexus]

@Joetippman This is incredible 😂 I’m such a dick im sorry

[Pino Tipperino @JoeTippman]

@uh_lexus is the best bartender is the history of bartenders…even though she said we aren’t friends anymore.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Spotify: wrapped

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My favorite part of daylight savings is I get an extra hour of sleep. My least favorite is the overwhelming depression I feel at 4pm every day as the sun sets

[cassie @cassiee1919]

i zoned out a few years ago and never zoned back in

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i learned SO much in college. like what depression is and that i had it

[lex @uh_lexus]

@RpM1803 I have so much tea 🍵. you would be livid

[lex @uh_lexus]

also normalize divorcing your family for irreconcilable differences

[lex @uh_lexus]

28 making Jell-O shots on a Thursday night. I think I’m doing just fine thanx 🫠

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

*insert relatable tweet here*

[lex @uh_lexus]

a gift of $3000 would be honestly ideal right now.