UH Updates

Campus Alerts for the University of Houston. Parody.

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🚨CAMPUS ALERT🚨

Gonna need all the memes for the champ game tomorrow. Drop yours below.

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got DAMN

[The HS Circuit @HSCircuit]

2024 Notre Dame (CA) G Mercy Miller (@mercymiller25) scores a school-record 68 PTS (28-38 FG) in a win over Oakwood @NotreDame_HS @UHCougarMBK https://t.co/8VYvaTh4aa

[Joseph Duarte @Joseph_Duarte]

Sources: UH fires football coach Dana Holgorsen after five seasons

https://t.co/tUY1iv6iAT

[STEPHEN LEONARD @SLeonard27]

Current Big 12 Recruiting Rankings
22: Texas Tech
29: UCF
33: TCU
41: Arizona
44: Cincinnati
46: Kansas
48: West Virginia
52: Oklahoma State
53: Iowa State
55: Arizona State
61: Baylor
63: BYU
69: Colorado
76: Utah
79: Kansas State
101: Houston

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I’m graduating today

[College Basketball Report @CBKReport]

Houston vs Memphis (past 5 seasons)

Record
Houston: 149-26
Memphis: 111-52

Conference Record
Houston: 75-14
Memphis: 58-29

March Madness Record
Houston: 11-4
Memphis: 1-2

Conference Championships (AACR/AACT)
Houston: 4x AAC Regular season champs & 2x AAC Tournament champs
Memphis: 1x AAC Tournament champs

H2H Record
Houston: 8 Wins
Memphis: 4 Wins

(8-4) Houston

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after thinking it over for a few days I’m normal again. go coogs and lets go kick ass in the B12

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i lurv him

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goes hard

[cooch 🦉 @coochieman999]

I had an AI create the BIG12 as superheroes

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🚨CAMPUS ALERT🚨

Your Coogs are in the Sweet Sixteen today. Fuck the Hurricanes.
https://t.co/opYkauurro

[Agustín @agustiiiini]

Kansas City will never be the same after this weekend…

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Love is stored in the rec center smoothie king

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Sources say this fucks.

Chancellor Renu Khator was quoted as saying “Fuck the opps, can’t wait to run the Big XII.”

[Houston Athletics @UHCougars]

Schools with men's basketball and volleyball teams advancing to the Sweet 16 and a football bowl win in the same athletic year:

Houston.

That's the long list.

#GoCoogs

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Good Morning.
Your Coogs are in the Sweet Sixteen.

Again.

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@AuburnMBB

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waiting with my finger on the trigger waiting to send The Video to Auburn

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halftime update: https://t.co/193idMjV7H

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good morning. I’ve been off my poasting game recently and haven’t had time to make many memes for this year’s squad.

drop any memes you got down below so I can spread the gospel of sampson ⬇️