lex

running on red bull & angst

[lex @uhalexi]

literally leave formby in missouri

[p. @paola_m41]

I love you but don’t pmo today @Eagles please

[paris rae @parisrae13]

and i think taylor swift should be meaner

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

how life feels listening to new taylor when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s bad

[lex @uhalexi]

i don’t wanna hear a word from the people hating on taylor’s album when it starts to grow on them in the next couple weeks

[lex @uhalexi]

see u soon sleep token 💋

[Alabama Crimson Tide Updates @BamaMinute]

Halftime report

[lex @uhalexi]

i miss saban sm

[lex @uhalexi]

you know what? fire everybody

[BamaHammer @Bama_Hammer]

Death. Taxes. Alabama getting a penalty that TV didn’t even recognize.

[lex @uhalexi]

YES

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THE #EAGLES GOT ONE OF THE NASTIEST ROUTE-RUNNERS IN THE #NFL IN JOHN METCHIE.

Howie Roseman does it again 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[bailey ★ @F0RMATIVEAGE]

this is how it feels when your work friends ask what concert you were at over the weekend

[noah @capsboybebop]

ALEX OVECHKIN IS THE GREATEST GOAL SCORER OF ALL TIME

[NHL @NHL]

ALEX OVECHKIN IS NOW THE NHL'S ALL-TIME GOALS LEADER!!! 🤩🤩🤩

HE PASSES WAYNE GRETZKY WITH CAREER GOAL NO. 895! #Gr8ness

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

🚨 BREAKING: Alex Ovechkin has tied Wayne Gretzky for the NHL’s all-time goal scoring record with the 894th of his career. #ALLCAPS #Gr8Chase

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i am suffering from UBIS. upcoming birthday insanity syndrome

[lex @uhalexi]

just fought for my life and lost in the sabrina ticketmaster war :’)

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!

[lex @uhalexi]

GO. BIRDS.