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⚔️ uninsured

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

One American solider is worth more than the entire country of Israel

[gal pacino @weyes_ass]

Whenever they talk about microplastics I kind of just imagine this stuff flowing around in my body

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Fool me once i kill myself on the spot

[possiblykimrichards @psblykimrichrds]

If my plane crashed and I lived I wouldn’t be surprised, that’s just how life is for me usually

[Delta9250 @deltaIV9250]

The masculine urge to slowly bleed out here

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Leave y’all lips alone. Y’all look crazy as fuck

[lando @uhatelando]

yes, an IPA is acceptable at any hour during the day

[໊ @user0000O0]

suicide postponed my package came in

[lando @uhatelando]

me next

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Aircraft carrier USS John F. Kennedy (CVN-79) is catapulting objects into the James River in Virginia to test its plane launching capabilities.

The footage was recently released by Huntington Ingalls Industries (HII), a ship building company.

The Kennedy features an electromagnetic aircraft launch system (EMALS) which makes it just the 2nd US aircraft carrier to have this advanced system.

The vehicles it launched in testing reached speeds of 150mph and experts estimate it will be able to launch jets at speeds of 240mph.

The Kennedy was launched in 2019 and has a price tag of $11.3 billion.

[Blasphemous Billy Showtime @_billy_show]

I exclusively attract the kinda girl that would’ve been at the defendants table during the Salem Witch Trails of 1692

[milk @milkinhisbag]

how she looks at me when i open my coat to reveal a pipe bomb strapped to my chest

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

right underneath taylor swift killing the planet with her private jet is my name with my paper towel usage i am just cranking through those

[໊ @user0000O0]

i will ask chatgpt to write my suicide note idgaf

[DJ Polesmoker Returns @YungStinker]

finally all unpacked at the new apt

[clare @sadderlizards]

i think you definitely would have been lobotomized in the 1940s

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Finally. Now I can drive through Sherwood Forest without having to worry about that rapscallion Robin Hood and his band of merry men. Try to take from my coin-purse, will you? Hah! Mayhaps it could also have an attack mode where guns pop out of the sides? Something to think about