emo b diaries

this is my dumping ground where I bitch and moan and am mean.

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

me all the time https://t.co/zK402knRqQ

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

really????? The WHO? What the fuck

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

if you actually freaked out about the chat gpt crash during finals week…. You deserve to fail your classes. It’s no one else’s fault you’re lazy and can’t do your own studying and research

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

chronically online metalheads are truly the biggest crybabies omg. God forbid any band gets any sort of mainstream recognition/greater audience 😱 everyone who likes these artists are ~clearly~ posers

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

no way that bitch told me I was doing a sign totally wrong… I’m pretty sure the actual deaf person who taught it to me is correct 🤨

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

I’m honestly sad in advance for my partner who has not lost a pet before. his dog is very elderly with a new dx and I just wish I could prepare him for that specific kind of hurt.

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

living so close to base for so long had me spoiled. like what do you mean there’s not 7 different east asian groceries in a 3 mile radius here ?

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

sasha Colby was in the Cincinnati area????? and no one was gonna tell me until it was too late?

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

if you tip $0 on a delivery order, I hope your food gave you diarrhea. fuck you

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

hey why the fuck are low rise jeans coming back into style

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

“omg all those foods just turn into sugar!!!”

our cells literally need glucose you fucking loser

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

oh no that trauma you repressed and purposefully ignored is causing problems? maybe stop relationship hopping and actually do some self work.

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

but in positive news I brought flowers and said I love you to my partner for the first time today so 💕💕

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

people fought and died for your voting rights. to throw that away to vote for a third party candidate who has literally no chance of winning??? just so you can feel morally superior?
get your head out of your ass. that’s selfish of you. it’s fucking selfish.

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

also what do you mean you let your partner post their “fave photo of the 2 of you” and it’s one where you can see him perfectly fine, but you’re the one in a vulnerable, sexualized position and your face isn’t even visible? like huh?? what 😟

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

even if they somehow aren’t actually that much older, believe me, they absolutely look like it

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

what the actual fuck is with all these lovely burlesque ladies who are dating/otherwise seeing crusty OLD men. Like fully grey/white hair with many many wrinkles. What the fuck

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

like if it’s about the money I promise you there’s someone wealthy out there who isn’t old enough to be your parent omg

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

I do love breaking the news to people that the plasma they “donated” cannot legally be transfused into another person. like babes I’m glad you got some cash but you def aren’t helping the patient being air-evaced. or the gsw victim.

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

“now’s not the time to shame”
Bitch shut the fuck up. If you’re going to give someone, esp a child, raw milk- and god forbid something happens, you bet your entire ass I’m going to shame the FUCK out of the parent(s) bc It Is Their Fault & was entirely preventable

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

maybe I really just can’t wrap my head around straight women who are subs, but omg. their views on sex are exhausting and honestly cliché

[emo b diaries @uhhElise]

lmao people sure hate to hear me tell them that penetration is not an inherently submissive act. nor is it gendered in any way.
like please I am begging you to unpack your essentialist bullshit.