Sadly Not Dead

I’m a day older than yesterday and that’s just facts bro

[Sadly Not Dead @uhhdeathbed]

@deadmilkmen can I please join ur fan club I know it’s not 1986 but I swear to god I’m dedicated

[Sadly Not Dead @uhhdeathbed]

@girlonfilm__ Yep

[Sadly Not Dead @uhhdeathbed]

@spo0keth @instagram Do they work for you yet?

[Andrew Fernandez @bhsdrew]

I love that north bergen high school did alien last night as their school play, so I’m gonna keep tweeting about how great it is..everything was made from recycled materials .. so nuts amazing I’m so proud of my hometown

[Sadly Not Dead @uhhdeathbed]

@JohnInfortunio Good one! Sad it took you a day and a half to make it up :( better luck next time! x

[Sadly Not Dead @uhhdeathbed]

@JohnInfortunio This ain’t that deep bro relax...

[Sadly Not Dead @uhhdeathbed]

@facebook Perhaps putting it in rice may work

[Sadly Not Dead @uhhdeathbed]

Everyone running to twitter to see if Instagram is actually down #instagramdown

[Sadly Not Dead @uhhdeathbed]

#ReverseTheFee #NotSpam @verizon

[⁖✦ ˖ ⊹ ｡ @PUNKZBUNNY]

And the Grammy goes to……. Lo-Fi Hip Hop Anime Chil Beats To Study and Relax To

[lucas @boysru1e]

Fuck yes? stupid question. NEXT https://t.co/tAw8mGgWur

[Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse]

On the bright side, McDonald's becoming fully robotic will probably mean we can get some damn ice cream after 7pm

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

better start downloading as many memes and as much porn as you can before #netneutrality gets killed. You got 60 days and limited memory space, call your damn reps.

[josh ovalle @filmquaker]

I’m older today than I was this morning and that’s a fact motherfucker

[Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse]

Japan doesn't need a military or navy because if N. Korea attacked Japan, millions of weebs would row over on their body pillows to defend

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Avoid people who put noses in their emojis at all costs. :-)

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

All you folks at burning man practicing apocalypse all these years can just wear your outfits home this year, this shit real now.