Adam

God Bless

[Adam @uhheyadam]

*quote tweeting for pinning purposes*

[NFL Films @NFLFilms]

.@brandongraham55 wanted all the smoke during the coin toss 🗣️

@Eagles | @insidetheNFL

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Adam @uhheyadam]

@JimSalisbury215

[gael (taylor's version) @__glxz]

*Los Romanos pensando que por fin se deshicieron de Jesus*

Jesus al tercer día:

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

SIX MORE YEARS OF SÁNCHEZ

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Today is the last day of 2026 that a person can wish another person Happy New Year, per Larry David.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Santa: “Oh my goodness it’s so foggy out there tonight, I don’t know if I can deliver all these presents”

*Rudolph with his nose so bright*

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

John Cena’s final words as he retires from the WWE

“It’s been a pleasure serving you all these years, thank you.”

[BossLogic @Bosslogic]

How's life?

Me - can't complain...

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

"It's been a pleasure serving you all these years. Thank you.”

John Cena says goodbye.

#ThankYouCena | #SNME

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Happy Thanksgiving

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

HOLY CRAP! Tim Burchett is GOING OFF this morning over how BAD insider stock trading is in DC. I have NOT seen him this FIRED UP like this ever before.

"You know, everybody talks about this place being a dadgum swamp. It's NOT a swamp. A swamp is something cool God created. It filters water, animal life lives and flourishes around it."

"[Washington DC] is a SEWER and it needs to STOP."

"Everybody wants to knock Pelosi. Heck, she's not even in the TOP 10... This body has been enriching itself on the taxpayers’ money."

"This place is as CROOKED as a dog’s leg."

"Let’s quit with this nonsense. Let’s give America a reason to trust Congress for once in our MISERABLE lives. This is our chance to STAND UP and say we hear what you’re saying, we are going to fix this dadgum problem, but probably won’t do it and I’ll remained ticked off the rest of the day because of this and it needs to STOP."

I wish EVERY LAST member of Congress had this kind of visceral reaction to the American people getting F*CKED.

Godspeed @timburchett, I will pray for your sanity.

[Brandon Avedikian @bavedikian]

You can’t get a $1 million mortgage if you make $100K/year.

You can’t get a $75K car loan if you make $35K/year.

The fact that you can get $250K in student loans for a college degree where you’re expected to earn $40K/year is unacceptable and a complete failure of US society.

We have 18 year old kids making financial decisions that all but guarantee a lifetime of economic insecurity.

These kids do not have the capacity to understand the implications of the debt they are taking on.

The corrupt university system has successfully convinced them going to college is the “smart thing to do” and that it will all work out.

These colleges should have to take the financial hit when they load up 18 years olds with hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt that basic math would tell you will never be repaid.

The federal government backstopping all these student loans does nothing but enable colleges to jack up their prices every year with zero accountability.

Shameful.

[brewster @brewsternova]

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

All for October.

#RedOctober

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

Sorry for cussing

[Corb💨💔 @HeartBreakCorb]

Yes sir we've promised you a great main event here tonight
Freddie Blassie here
Andre the GIANT
WRESTLEMANIA
Hulkamania is runnin' wild
Rest in Peace
MY GOD WHAT A NIGHT
IF YA SMELLLLL
YOU'RE FIRED
Gimme a HELL YEAH
It's NOT over YET
THE WORLD IS WATCHING

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

My teacher in elementary school: "Share a fun fact about yourself"

Me:

[Blαise A Smith @Blaise315]

Bring back dollar dogs @phillies

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

MARK HENRY COOKING HULK HOGAN WHILE ON STAGE AT THE CLUB IS SO WILD MAN 😭

[Adam @uhheyadam]

@MikeSimpson32 @BarstoolBigCat The first time I tail him. Has me feeling like OG bad luck brian