rico🦆✨🌐🗯

he tryna pretend it doesn’t hurt his heart

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

I went to a shawty crib and she had a 24 inch tv mounted take that fucking iphone pro max off the wall right now

[Catholic Komaeda @CatholicKomaeda]

Going to masturbate.

[peter @babygeekbar]

Thank you so much. I almost reached a state of complete acceptance and presence in my bodily experience. I’m glad you reminded me to view myself from the third person at all times

[((frutiger.)) @GETBUCK008]

today, on how it’s made

[Olivia, The Celluloid Atrocity @sour_blues]

Mrs. Aluminum Foil and Mr. Metal Fork are your friends and they want to be in. The microwave

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I got confused by them yard signs i done voted for a mfn realtor 😩😩

[Bronze Age Furvert @CHUDMOFA]

*paws at you* enslave the Israelites
*paws at you* enslave the Israelites
*paws at you* enslave the Israelites
*paws at you* enslave the Israelites
*paws at you* enslave the Israelites
*paws at you* enslave the Israelites

[daughter name Jimmy @DuckdogRadio]

handjob from a maximalist got u like YEEEEEEEOUCH OUCHIE! OUCH!! it’s turning green!! OWWWW!!
#WearingLike14RingsAndTheyreAllFromTheThriftStore

[Josh @arcdke4]

I'm sick to my stomach. The far left is attempting to kill this innocent cat with a massive hammer. Their evil knows no bounds. They must be totally destroyed.

[Jaeckie Rot @gdrjamesdean]

ich bin im eduroam und lade mir illegal filme herunter

[James Bush @JamesBush321]

Rona in the library #expand

[gizmo outta here 🇻🇦🇻🇦 @NoHoesGiz]

Just tried to do a money spread and dropped all my cash. Do you know how embarrassing it is picking up $46 off the floor in front of your dog?

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

can't be discussing butterfly shit with caterpillars

[rico🦆✨🌐🗯 @uhhhh_lexus]

me lowkey

[Reaper✭ @traplikedave]

You couldn’t pay this nigga to have a good day..

[Great British Getty Images @shitbritishpics]

An elephant puts in his regular order at the pub (1971)

[Connecticuter 🍇🌲 @nutmegger740]

Free epic comeback to use