UhhhPete

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Love a good ten dollar bill.

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I'm watching National Treasure is what I mean when I say "nm u"

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I just caught my coworker googling Glen Close.

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I have my doubts that the Dead Sea scrolls were ever even alive!!! Show me a birth certificate!

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Can I borrow someone's chapstick?

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I keep my chapstick in the same drawer as my AA batteries. You could say I'm pretty friggin tough.

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@h8k8h8k8 It's chill

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Im not confident about most things, but the good lord knows I can shotgun a bud light lime faster than you. Buddy lime at yer service.

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Outside is a nice place.

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@OldTits Bee careful

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"You're 4 years old, you should be able to do that right by now!" Another groundbreaking moment in the neighbor daycare life.

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What's your favorite color @maroon5

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That last tweet was for you @JarretNathan

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I've been watching a lot of The Walking Dead recently and boi are my legs tired.

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I'm on a new diet where you turn on an episode of the walking dead as you sit down to eat a meal. Working great so far!

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The plot of rear window, but instead of murder Jimmy Stewart tries to solve who's listening to the black eyed peas.

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Tempted by the fruit of Mayor Nutter @Michael_Nutter

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Make DMVs fun again.

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RT if all of you fucks with all of @johnlegend

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Did anyone ever give Ja Rule a lozenge?