Jeff Darnell

I live my life a quarter mile at a time

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

Twitter, you figured out our cryptic message.

If this gets 21K retweets, we'll make it happen.

RT to Make Teal Primary, #DUUUVAL

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I’ll rise.

-Maya Angelou

[Jeff Darnell @uhitsjeff]

@noitscaroleena Lol Just like the movie Logan

[Josh Scobee @JoshScobee10]

Saw a guy wearing a Titans hat last night in the casino. Looked at him straight in the eyes and said “Titans suck.” He looked at me like I was crazy. Maybe I am. Maybe I am.

[not Johnny Manziel (parody) @JohnnyFootbalI]

Yeah, I can't believe Blake "Broken Arm" Bortles plays in the NFL and I don't. Ship that idiot to North Korea, he'll overthrow Kim Jong Un

[Big Cat Country @BigCatCountry]

If the Jaguars finish with 8 or more wins, I will ______________.

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

RETWEET if Tina Belcher is your hero. #BobsBurgers

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

And this! Jaguars also hiring their former HC Tom Coughlin as Executive VP of Football Operations, per source. Marrone and Coughlin in Jax.

[ChrisInDC @harDCor_barra]

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

[Netflix @netflix]

News: 3 new Dave Chappelle comedy specials, coming soon.

[For The Men @ForTheMen]

every guy's first crush

[National Center for Missing & Exploited Children @NCMEC]

We just started brewing #Hope this morning at @OcelotBrewing! All proceeds go to @MissingKids. Info: https://t.co/YzYn4K2MJ2 #HopsforHope

[Steelscizor @SteelScizor]

I just realized the demo drops in just 2 days... BRING IT

[Marvel Entertainment @Marvel]

Straight from the @LukeCage soundtrack, here's the debut of @AdrianYounge, @AliShaheed, and @MethodMan​'s "Bulletproof Love" music video! 🎶

[Downer Jag Fan @DownerJagFan]

Game has been over for an hour and I'm still walking around my house like Matthew McConaughey in a Lincoln commercial.

[Downer Jag Fan @DownerJagFan]

Not a downer ⬇ https://t.co/7Co59okMN5