Alexi Parker

Into lots of stuff I think is cool. I put ads in google search results, sorry. she/her. profile pic: ummmmandy.tumblr

[Alexi Parker @uhleckseee]

@dalek82 @TwitchSupport Having this problem with Samsung tv too :(

[Allison Carter @AllisonLCarter]

My favorite Halloween merch is skeletons of things that have no bones.

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

ashton and mila: yeah, our best friend’s a rapist but at least he never did DRUGS!

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

He’s fully gone. The government is not sterilizing children. He’s just 100% into fascist conspiracy land now.

[peach @peachsweet_tea]

concerts aren’t worth it anymore. Ticketmaster ruined them. having to go in debt to get decent seats is not what it’s about. I used to pay $200 for vip and that was considered splurging. Now it’s $200 for crap seats. It’s not a fun experience anymore when you have to go broke

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

i’d love to give benjamin franklin a handful of these

[Jessie Earl @jessiegender]

As Elon Musk clearly shows, anti trans beliefs are a gateway that funnels many people towards fascist and antisemitic beliefs.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

the leftwing answer is actually to house them

[digital_chadvertising🍪 @digi_chad42069]

VLOOKUP this, VLOOKUP that, why don’t you VLOOKUP deez nuts

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

We can't have clean energy because it will destroy the oil industry. We can't have healthcare because it will destroy the health insurance industry. We can't have peace because it will destroy the weapon industry. Capitalism built a system we can't afford to do the right thing.

[Spike el Monstruo 🦇🇻🇪⛓️ @spikermonster]

really missing drawing college arnold and helga today so here's a throwback #heyarnold

[JER the Artist (They/Them) @Skatunenetwork]

If you torrented/downloaded full records or discographies and took the time to manually add high quality album art work to your songs before importing them on your iPod, you now are a person who listens to records front to back. Or neurodivergent idk

[Alexi Parker @uhleckseee]

Started reading A Court of Thorns and Roses, and why did no one tell me it’s Beauty and the Beast?!

[Alexi Parker @uhleckseee]

It’s be real cool if I didn’t get an actual notification when one of my exes tweet. I’ve marked the notification as irrelevant more than a few times. Only just started in the last month.

Every day I inch farther away from this app.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

lol Amtrak put this on TikTok