lex

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[lex @uhlecksy]

realistically what do you think an IV drip of lacroix would do to me

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i’d probably get kicked off of love island for saying “i’m going to kill myself” after every single thing that happens

[i know dada @pinkst3rs]

can they make casa at least one day shorter so bryce doesn’t kill himself

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

It’s so hard to want a rich boyfriend when bartenders look like that

[mak @matchageekbar]

my boobs are so big because they have to protect my fragile heart

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Do you wanna Come over and get Irritated with my Behavior

[cass @cassxhz]

i like when the lyrics of a song make you want to kill yourself

[lex @uhlecksy]

my coworker said “why would anyone listen to the strokes when interpol literally exists” so now I’m an interpol fan ig idk I’m impressionable

[lex @uhlecksy]

come over and listen to turn on the bright lights with me and maybe smooch also

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

i’m in the backrooms, watching you kiss her, woah oh oh

[lex @uhlecksy]

anyone else’s cat run/walk all over them when they’re trying to sleep or did I do gentle parenting wrong

[lex @uhlecksy]

playing kickball tomorrow and fear I will have an abbi red rover moment

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

i don’t know i don’t know i don’t know!!!! ok fuck i don’t know!!!!!!!!!

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[lex @uhlecksy]

veep is very funny

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i’m gonna smash a vase over my head

[WalkersPointDegen🐉 @oghashtag]

Referring to Chicago as a suburb of Milwaukee from now on

[lex @uhlecksy]

god I need a vegetables

[lex @uhlecksy]

what are the odds my cat sleeps the entire drive to nyc