Alessa

what’s going down?

[Alessa @uhlessuh]

✨my anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic✨

[bailey moon a deux @baileymoon96]

suicide postponed

[Alessa @uhlessuh]

Maybe I’ll go peacefully in my sleep tonight…..

[Alessa @uhlessuh]

It’s been a fucking weeeeeeek. Having wine for dinner.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman With Curly Hair Bravely Not Playing With It: https://t.co/swli3HMlhL

[Alessa @uhlessuh]

I do yoga so the depression doesn’t win 🧘‍♀️

[Alessa @uhlessuh]

Will someone please run me over

[Alessa @uhlessuh]

October and January are the worst months of the year. I will not be elaborating

[Alessa @uhlessuh]

How do artists who sing sad songs perform them live without crying ?

[Alessa @uhlessuh]

Yes, hi, if my door is closed, it means I am busy and do not want to be disturbed. If it is open, feel free to walk in. Do you understand??

[Alessa @uhlessuh]

We have so much in common

[People @people]

Snoop Dogg Reveals He's Afraid of Horses: 'I'm Just Scared of Them' https://t.co/ZZHXMgoXw1

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

The moment you become a Grand Slam champion. 🥹

[Alessa @uhlessuh]

I had a mimosa for breakfast 😬

[Alessa @uhlessuh]

We found Lil Sebastian, he’s been in Ireland the whole time!!!

[Alessa @uhlessuh]

I think it’s so funny that when we’re disappointed we say “aw, man” because men always be disappointing

[Alessa @uhlessuh]

Not my ex selling this table for $150 when i gave it to him for free!!!!!! Omfg

[Alessa @uhlessuh]

Should I watch Squid Game?

[Alessa @uhlessuh]

Double cheeked up on a sunday afternoon!!!!!

[Alessa @uhlessuh]

I want to be a full time professional silly goose

[Alessa @uhlessuh]

I need to leave

[Alessa @uhlessuh]

Sooooo i’m in zoom class and i’m drunk and my new class friend dmed me for my number and i accidentally chatted it to the whole class ✌️👍🙃🤠