lizard

ibs, art, furry porn

[lizard @uhlissard]

@greekyogurtraw @stupidwaifu_ oh word okay i’ll check it out <3

[lizard @uhlissard]

hello do any of you know how to build a website and if so will you help me

[lizard @uhlissard]

it’s been over a year yet here i am crying cause i miss my fluffy best friend

[lizard @uhlissard]

i was at pride and i told these dudes i’d be their photographer and i did the job very good but i never got their contact info and now i’m just a perv with a bunch of pics of men making out in my camera roll

[lizard @uhlissard]

@Nate_armstrong1 there’s been 12 mass shootings this month. it’s only the 8th day in the month.

[lizard @uhlissard]

i’m laying in my living room a little tipsy and i just texted my bf saying i miss him and he walked out of our bedroom and said yeah miss you too. this shit kinda lovely

[lizard @uhlissard]

@bananabredt you keep getting hotter every year

[lizard @uhlissard]

@stupidwaifu_ the first time i ever saw the word ragnarok i read it as rang-cock and now it’s just stuck in my mind as rang-cock and i giggle ever time you tweet about it

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i think about this often

[lizard @uhlissard]

@stupidwaifu_ gonna make up a completely new one so we both gotta do a bunch of paperwork

[Jennie @fairydropart]

Sweater weather 🍂

[lizard @uhlissard]

@hobbitthoughts i think you’re right but i gotta fully shift my brain

[lizard @uhlissard]

what do i do if i’m seeing someone who’s super amazing but my brain just keeps nit picking them. for example, yesterday he picked fruit punch sherbet instead of strawberry and i almost ended things. i really like him but my brain is trying to ruin it. sos send advice

[lizard @uhlissard]

@stupidwaifu_ u wanted to do a little slurp from your hand i get it

[lizard @uhlissard]

i got welders flash today. which despite sounding like i got to see another welders titties, that is not the case. i basically sunburned my eyeballs. seeing titties would help tho send pics

[lizard @uhlissard]

candle or mashed potatoes?

[lizard @uhlissard]

i swear to god my friend tracks my period cause he only asks me to go on the boat the day i start my period. without fail. this was a joke but as i’m typing i’m getting more and more concerned