The Goddess

Instagram/Snapchat: uhhhhlyss

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

So, did I win halloween? Cause I think I won halloween.

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

Cutest couple that will never be @Justin_Gaethje

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

@mmschocolate do we win anything

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

@ESPNFantasy Bijan Robinson’s points have been screwed up all day. Please fix your mistake.

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

I’m a finalist in Kittatinny K-Camp’s Story Contest. Help me rally votes: https://t.co/4mGWiIkKqa

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

I’m a finalist in Kittatinny K-Camp’s Story Contest. Help me rally votes: https://t.co/8gR38aBUE5

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

I’m a finalist in Kittatinny K-Camp’s Story Contest. Help me rally votes: https://t.co/6jpnrKeRYL

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

I’m a finalist in Kittatinny K-Camp’s Story Contest. Help me rally votes: https://t.co/pZkzlQUiig

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

I’m a finalist in Kittatinny K-Camp’s Story Contest. Help me rally votes: https://t.co/L5fa5mNlcE

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

I’m a finalist in Kittatinny K-Camp’s Story Contest. Help me rally votes: https://t.co/Hv9sFDYhqh

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

My friend, Bronson, is a finalist in Kittatinny K-Camp’s Story Contest. Help me rally votes: https://t.co/rRp3QtZQSj

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

My friend, Bronson, is a finalist in Kittatinny K-Camp’s Story Contest. Help me rally votes: https://t.co/GnRBM2LHFO

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

I’m a finalist in Kittatinny K-Camp’s Story Contest. Help me rally votes: https://t.co/AaxJCjKNfC

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

I’m a finalist in Kittatinny K-Camp’s Story Contest. Help me rally votes: https://t.co/T2UJwVibEZ

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

My friend, Bronson, is a finalist in Kittatinny K-Camp’s Story Contest. Help me rally votes: https://t.co/LC1NSzOiNB

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

My friend, Bronson, is a finalist in Kittatinny K-Camp’s Story Contest. Help me rally votes: https://t.co/UXM9KHg52D

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

I’m a finalist in Kittatinny K-Camp’s Story Contest. Help me rally votes: https://t.co/p7A8YuUi4M

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

February 6, 2013: crashed my mustang
February 6, 2019: car literally died
February 6, 2024: check engine light comes on

I am not doing this today

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

In the last 7 months, Mariana has been in the ER three (3) times. Two (2) of them are for injuries because she’s the most accident prone child I’ve ever met.

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

About to play ‘Can I put the girls clothes away while they’re taking a nap’ game. Wish me luck!

[The Goddess @uhlyssuhhhh]

@_thatgirljess_ I stopped smoking a few weeks ago!