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[uhm_britt @uhm_britt]

Fuck @danwarp and his Justin Bieber hair cut having ass.

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When @Olivertree plays your favorite song. #aloneinacrowdtour

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@Olivertree in Philly fit check.

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When you get @Olivertree tickets for Christmas and the concert is finally tomorrow!!!

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@coldplay fuckin slaps. That is all.

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65 and still droppin panties @GroovyBruce

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

Okay, so I’m 65 today. Time to retire, I guess. Thanks for watching!

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@GroovyBruce Still droppin panties

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The “Weapon of Choice” video by @FatboySlim is cinematic gold.

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The @starwars universe, is the most attractive universe. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@theestallion my everyday mantra at the gym is “body crazy, curvy, wavy, big titties, lil waste.” #ThankYou

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Young @jimmyfallon was kinda hot.

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He is risen!🙌🏻 #Easter2023 #ourlordandsavior #obiwankenobi #obiwan

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@BRRRittany89 I literally just finished 💀💀💀

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There is absolutely no reason Patrick Stump to take us to church every god damn song, but here he is.🥹 @falloutboy #falloutboy #somuchforstardust #patrickstump

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@hallandoatespod “You Make My Dreams Come True” does to me what “Man I Feel Like A Woman” does to every woman. #hallandoats

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Remember that these drag bills are barely about drag queens- they’re about discriminating against trans people. It’s so obvious.

[uhm_britt @uhm_britt]

I need #PedroPascal to narrate my life in The Mandalorians voice. Thanks. #TheMandalorian #thisistheway

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Same tho

[Iósua @XCatXDaddy]

Iconic movie villain that you routed for as a young gay boy? Mine is Carrigan from Casper. 🚬

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Normalize saying “shut up bitch” in a Doctor Phil voice to a baby on a plane.

[uhm_britt @uhm_britt]

Just realized @pascalispunk01 is 5 years younger than @freddurst. I’d still smash both. #Pedropascal #freddurst