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(hot) mess !

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gave him head bc his is empty 😁

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expensing team bonding (lunch with my sister) on my corporate card (dads amex)

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gays really be like “for compatibility purposes ⬇️➡️⬆️⬅️⤵️↙️↘️↖️↗️”

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

No, Your ADHD is Not your Super Power and Also It’s a Mess in Here Bitch!

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@no1quippyfan i just switched from spotify to apple music and it’s so much better at recommending new artists and genres you haven’t heard before!

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

I swear that MSG wedding opened up an evil portal that cursed the vibes. And now the city’s covered in smog and there’s a parasite that’ll kill you if you eat lettuce.

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@LokiPoki_ god forbid twitter is my letterboxed ???

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like lowkey white chicks is overhyped

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just walked passed a lesbian and we had on the same outfit 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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your friend’s hinge ethnicity preferences will teach u a lot about them

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taking financial advice from your parents >>>

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the backrooms

[Miles in Transit @milesintransit1]

The Lufthansa A340-600 lower level bathrooms: peak aviation

[Charlie @CharlieInUtah]

I will never delete this app 😭

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

ragebait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[Adam @_dams0n]

The first person you think of when Clarity comes on in a crowded bar is who you’re in love with

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don’t drink and tweet kids bc i have no idea what i was tryna cook up here

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hard at work or hard, at work loverboy?

[chase @cfree94]

from this to this 🥹

[bella hadid’s stunt double @uhmaaaan_]

hard at work or hard, at work loverboy?

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

call me weird but i use songs to track time. like “oh, it took me 4 songs to shower”

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texting my hoes “we could totally beat this!!”

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Today is International Kissing Day

The longest kiss ever recorded lasted 58 hours and 35 minutes