HoJu 🕸👻

Im not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

[HoJu 🕸👻 @uhohkate]

The Undateables never fails to make me smile, the sweetest people are on it 😇

[HoJu 🕸👻 @uhohkate]

Get the bat out of the house!!!!

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

"July the 19th. What's so special about July the 19th?"

[HoJu 🕸👻 @uhohkate]

Every time I watch the last ever episodes of Friends, Malcolm in the Middle or The Fresh Prince I feel like part of my childhood dies 😭

[Gregor Ford @GregorJFord]

Never sell a golf club on Facebook to someone from East Kilbride!

[HoJu 🕸👻 @uhohkate]

Don't think my dog grasps that I don't actually like when his nose is centimeters away from every plate I eat off

[HoJu 🕸👻 @uhohkate]

Buying new Inglot glitter today means I'll be a little sparkly pink disco ball tomorrow​ and I'm beyond okay with that 🙃

[HoJu 🕸👻 @uhohkate]

Cringe when Americans call it St. Patty's day 😫

[HoJu 🕸👻 @uhohkate]

Forever playing things down, my head could be falling off my body and I'll be like nah I'm grand💅

[HoJu 🕸👻 @uhohkate]

There was a time when you logged out of bebo and never logged back in...

[HoJu 🕸👻 @uhohkate]

Did Emma just admit Calum would be in the finale? #cbb

[Nēv Schulman @NevSchulman]

We're not gay, but how cute would it be if we were?!? Happy birthday @maxjoseph - ily

[HoJu 🕸👻 @uhohkate]

My dog just ate my fake eyelashes 😐😅

[HoJu 🕸👻 @uhohkate]

The older I get, Christmas Eve is less about Santa excitement and more about cleaning and dinner prepping #sweating 🙈

[HoJu 🕸👻 @uhohkate]

6 more sleeps until Christmas! Or 12 if you do it right and nap every day

[HoJu 🕸👻 @uhohkate]

Instead of the work fear I get the fear over checking the damage I've done to my bank account over the weekend #itsbadnews

[HoJu 🕸👻 @uhohkate]

Could spend hours looking at Inglot muas works on Instagram😍

[HoJu 🕸👻 @uhohkate]

Roses are red, sugar is sweet, he boot too big for he gotdamn feet

[HoJu 🕸👻 @uhohkate]

All I ask is too look as beautiful at my wedding as @MaciBookoutMTV looked at hers😍