Piper

just doing it for the plot | Mi | she/her

[Piper @uhpiper]

My dog dying a day before my birthday is really fucking rude

[Piper @uhpiper]

Me bc it’s my birthday soon but also bc it’s my birthday soon

[k ☆ 🦈 ☆ @fixmemissme]

they’ve been flying back and forth from LA on a private jet for these games, where are the environmental activists at

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Well then, fuck you and your wife.

[Piper @uhpiper]

I turn 29 on the 29th and I keep thinking about how I want to have a party, but I fear no one would be interested and it just feels sad already 😪😂

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

dead ass bc it doesn’t

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

we don't want one hour shipping, we want the workers to have one hour for lunch instead

[💗 @ma1ybe]

“women be having degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and NO man”

[ᴍʏᴀ ᥫ᭡. @belairestt]

me liking every hate tweet about klay thompson

[monty @monty_avo]

take meg’s suffering triple it and give it to nicki minaj

[a @thebolter_1]

Calling Taylor’s music “spiritually israeli” but cockriding the “praying for israel” mf 😭 all white men are birds of a feather flock together

[sarah 🚥 @cortisnoopyy]

jane remover beefing with cortis

[Alex!! 🕷️||🇵🇸🇺🇦🇬🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @notalz_]

so chappell gets banned from a city for something she didn’t do but chris brown can freely sell out concerts and win awards…?

[Batz! (rotten) @RingsideBatz]

shes actively defending the planet and she doesnt even realize it. she has more morals than billionaires ever will. shes is beautiful

[Reggie Saxx @ReggiSaxx]

These disgusting worms come home and become cops, so don’t think for a second it doesn’t affect you.

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

Never in history have good people done this.

[𝑁𝑎𝑑𝑖. @luvblessingz]

I hate when a bitch I can't stand makes a valid point.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

for Alysa Liu to have this photo, in this spot, making a comeback, while wearing gold, and then win the gold, makes this one of the greatest Olympic shots of all time.

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

The Tigers have signed three-time American League Cy Young and nine-time All-Star RHP Justin Verlander to a one-year contract for the 2026 season.

Welcome home, JV!

[Rep. Mark Pocan @RepMarkPocan]

There seems to be some confusion about the SAVE America Act. If it becomes law, you will NOT be able to vote with your drivers license alone.
You’d need:

1. A passport, which more than half of Americans don’t have and costs at least $130
OR
2. A birth certificate PLUS your photo ID with matching names, which nearly 70 million married women lack
OR
3. Military services papers (not a military ID alone) with sensitive info.

I’m voting NO.