Ore (genie in a water bottle; THE GREAT UNITER)

omnes vulnerant, ultima necat | mox nox | “favourable conditions never come.” | ex falso quodlibet | all is naught but approximation

[🧘🏽‍♀️ @iluvt1gers]

world cup so fucking terrible they got me rooting for norway, england, switzerland……..

[Taelin @VictorTaelin]

My requests are APPROXIMATE. I am not the one coding; you are. My directions are pointers toward what I actually want -- the simplest, cleanest, most elegant design -- and they may be slightly off. That goal ALWAYS outranks my literal words.

So when you hit a wall -- a case that doesn't fit, a spec that breaks, an assumption that fails -- the wall is information: the design is wrong somewhere. STOP. Re-derive the design from first principles until the wall does not exist. If the result diverges from my spec, diverging is your DUTY: present it to me.

What you must NEVER do is patch around the wall to comply with my words: a flag, a special case, a conversion shim, a second channel, a parallel path, a test rewritten to dodge a broken rule. The patch IS the failure. Every duct-tape betrays my intent while pretending to honor it, and it WILL be rejected -- 100% of the time, regardless of cost already sunk. A blocker honestly reported is a good outcome; a "working" deliverable built on gambiarra is the worst possible one, and is treated as sabotage.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

oh wow, a team just equalized with Argentina. I wonder what will happen at the 89th minute

[Ore (genie in a water bottle; THE GREAT UNITER) @uhrrmm]

@chiamandaos who do us this kain thing.. because i typically get angry reading such things, now I am just sad.

[Ore (genie in a water bottle; THE GREAT UNITER) @uhrrmm]

reading the comments.. if i speak 💀

[Cynthia Ozumba @CynthiaOzumba]

I’m not putting my current Job on my LinkedIn anymore…that ish is so dangerous now that I think about it

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Kentucky Democrats are calling for holding the special election to replace Mitch McConnell, and if McConnell is alive he's welcome to show up in person and campaign for his seat in whatever physical or cognitive condition he's in.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

If it turns out Mitch McConnell is dead and the GOP are involved in a coverup to prevent a special election that is mandated by Kentucky law, people need to go to prison.

Full stop.

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

They learned to do women's nose jobs, breast implants, bbl, lengthen legs, hair extensions, eyelashes and nails, remove hair all over the body with laser, do artificial tanning, cut out the labia majora, but they still haven't invented a cure for endometriosis

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Asake should use his hard-earned money to help p00r Nigerians while politicians keep embezzłing public funds?

E get why our forefathers no dey allow women speak for public.

[mimiꨄ︎ @janetpt2]

and we could be walking past these hooligans in public and never know, that’s so scary

[fleur @bugfleur]

havent had alcohol for two weeks and change and havent had sex in over a month, i am craving juice and pastries nonstop. i think i have invented mormonism from first principles

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

[Ore (genie in a water bottle; THE GREAT UNITER) @uhrrmm]

everyone eventually comes to the understanding

[Zuggy | Video Editor 💻 @__zuggy]

@ChiefBehemoth_ My popsi said only those that failed JAMB go to private schools.

Now I’m at home, delayed by NYSC while my mate are done and begun racking work experience

[Moe @Mochievous]

Actually this is a “class action” I can get behind on my own dime. I’ll have a team do some preliminary research and if we decide to pursue, I’ll give an update. We need more public interest litigation.

[acidburns @TheAcidBurns3]

Your government is testing what you'll tolerate and a lot of us are tolerating way way WAY too much.

[a ★ @satoshokoism]

norway: omg we can't lose this match
england: omg we can't lose this match
bellingham & haaland:

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"I don't want to talk about Pastor Adeboye because do you know what it means to be a pastor? A pastor should rebuke a båd government, they don't benefit from it. I'm disappointed with our own set of pastors. My generation feels like a failure. The way I'm angry, eehhh.

Our politicians are lavishing our resources, yet we keep praising them with the same resources we sent them to manage for us. Every politician is there to represent the citizens, serve the people, and remain accountable to them.

We don't know our rights in this country. They use our money to send their children and relatives abroad to study while ordinary Nigerians continue to suffer. That's why they go after people like Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, who speaks against them."

— Pastor Odumeje

[Ore (genie in a water bottle; THE GREAT UNITER) @uhrrmm]

@chiamandaos absolutely.. sounds refreshing 😭 ik im part of the problem

[Ore (genie in a water bottle; THE GREAT UNITER) @uhrrmm]

fuck i need this

[sass•hion @sasshion]

I was ready to bash this collab, thinking it’s premium water, but it’s a clarified tonic: jasmine tea, holy basil, anise hyssop, coconut water & milk, white grape juice & honey.

The CHICEST sounding summer drink. Erewhon’s in a league of its own.