you: working yourself into a froth over something no one will remember in a week.
me: naked in the woods, the divine frenzy of being, lost to the bacchanal
@talktomaIik dgjdgjd please i swear my life is super boring 99.9% of the time ok, i'm not a disaster 24/7 no matter what my twitter feed suggests sjfsjf
celery has had thousands of opportunities in my life to give me food poisoning, so explain to me WHY it picked the week my fave dropped an album??? i'm literally vegan, i thought vegetables were meant to be my friends????