wait. my bot just made +$1,184 in under an hour before halloween
2.14x in one session. 6 trades. i didn’t pick a single coin
it’s Grok Bot in my pumpkin terminal, and it switched itself into halloween mode. two bots running: Grok Bot and its little brother Grok Bot Jr. every good trade drops a candy into the bucket, every rug is a trick, and the countdown to halloween ticks in the corner the whole time
here’s how the session went:
→ 1h 35m to halloween. bucket empty. “waiting for first treat...”
→ Grok Bot: “up. scanning pump fun + X”
→ first candy in at block 0
→ a new launch tried to trick it with a bundled dev. it didn’t fall for it
→ 0h 37m to halloween: “bucket full. 5 treats, 1 trick dodged”
the treats:
→ $BOO · Grok Bot bought at block 0 · 1.1 SOL → rode the curve 52→100% → graduated → +58%, +$121
→ $CANDYCORN · Jr bought 1.4 SOL → sold at 88% curve → +34%, +$88
→ $BATSY · new launch · dev bundled 42% → trick, skipped → rugged -97% 4 min later
→ $PUMPKN · block 2 · 1.2 SOL → curve 61→100% → graduated → +212%, +$486
→ $WITCHY · Jr bought 1.45 SOL → -9%, stop loss, -$25
→ $GHOULIE · 1.4 SOL → graduated → +77%, +$203
→ $SKELLY · Jr bought 1.7 SOL → +96%, +$310
profit by agent:
→ Grok Bot +$811
→ Grok Bot Jr +$374
the session in numbers:
→ 5 treats
→ 1 trick dodged
→ 4 graduated
→ 1 stop loss
→ best treat: $PUMPKN +212%
the rules it trick-or-trades by:
dev holds more than 10% → skip
dev bundled → trick, skip forever
enter early, block 0 to 2, never chase the top
coin graduates → sell into it
every trade has its own stop. it hits → no second chance
everyone else is buying costumes tonight. my pumpkin filled its own bucket before halloween even started
illustrative build, numbers simulated